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02-26-2005, 06:19 AM
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Q: How are you feeling after your breakup with Seven?
A: You are such a pedantic drone
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02-26-2005, 06:23 AM
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Q: What kind of drone am I?
A: That's just way too flashy.
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#4243
02-26-2005, 06:24 AM
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Q: What do you think my new starship design?
A: Janeway would agree
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02-26-2005, 06:26 AM
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Q: What do you think about putting a Tim Horten's on Voyager?
A: They always say, "Voyager", but they also say, "The Enterprise". The Enterprise sounds good, but The Voyager sounds funny.
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#4245
02-26-2005, 06:28 AM
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Q: Do you remember that episode where Tom says "It's The Voyager"?
A: Man, they put a dent in the hull. FIRE AT WILL!
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02-26-2005, 09:29 AM
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Q: So, what do you suppose we do about this asteroid field?
A: Robots. Lots and lots of robots.
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02-26-2005, 03:41 PM
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Q: Voyager to away team, what do you see down there?
A: Nope, I have never seen a robot do that
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#4248
02-27-2005, 05:31 AM
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Q: Hey, watch this robot fix this computer error!
A: Seriously, that's scary good.
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#4249
02-27-2005, 05:56 AM
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Q: Are you serious about that cheap horror film being any good?
A: *
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02-27-2005, 09:40 AM
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Q: &*#%
A: You're going to get it, I can feel it!
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02-28-2005, 04:22 AM
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Q: Am I going to get this joke?
A: Computer, cancel that last order
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03-01-2005, 07:42 AM
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Q: Doctor, are you sure you want to have Kirk's haircut?
A: But...I...what?
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03-03-2005, 03:51 AM
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Q: Captain, we are being hailed by the aliens, but they ask if you would talk like a monkey.
A: Computer: Tuvok, the "Strangling Neelix" program has been accessed 47 times in the past month, 46 of them by you. Are you ok?
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03-03-2005, 04:06 AM
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Q: Tuvok: Computer, begin Holodeck program "Alleviation of Frustration A-A-Dash-0-1", access code "ARRRRRGGGH".
A: ...So, does this mean we won't be able to spend my birthday at Disney World?
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03-03-2005, 04:40 AM
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Q: Congrats Captain, you just defeated the Borg! However, we are still in the Delta Quadrant and the Holodecks are offline for a long long time.
A: No more Red Alert, how about Pink Alert?
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03-03-2005, 07:05 AM
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Q: Did you hear about Chakotay's big break up with Seven?
A: Now I know where Tom got the idea to fly the ship upside down at warp speed.
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#4258
03-04-2005, 12:51 PM
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Q: Do you want to see this film in which someone flies a ship upside-down at warp?
A:No. Really, at Warp Seven?
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03-05-2005, 11:11 PM
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Q: Did you see that episode where Dr Crusher and Picard finally made out while a crazed Worf was piloting the ship at warp 7 through the Sun's solar system?
A: One moment please.
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03-06-2005, 12:59 AM
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Q: Ensign - fire torpedoes!
A: GMT - 8 Hours
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