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11-22-2005, 06:19 AM
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Q: Did you see that shot! Incredible Basehockasketaseball playing if I've ever seen it!
A: No, just about 5 nanometers off.
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#5162
11-22-2005, 08:53 AM
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Q: Did you find a diamond that I might like?
A: NanoMETERS? I said nanoLITERS!
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#5163
11-22-2005, 06:15 PM
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Q: So, I filled up the microscopic wells with five nanometers of water. Is that good?
A: No, I think that's about 9 orders of magnitude too small.
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#5164
11-22-2005, 07:26 PM
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Q: hey but I planned to use this amount of water for my soup... can you give me another nano liter?
A: so I have to eat chili again
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11-22-2005, 07:31 PM
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Q: So, today on Yucky Foods we have another great thing for you to eat, 1 year-old chili!
A: Oh, come on. :roll:
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#5166
11-22-2005, 08:01 PM
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Q: so you wanted to give me some chili?? Do you have something left for your own?
A: no I had cookies yesterday.
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11-22-2005, 09:20 PM
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Q: So what did you have yesterday, chili?
A: Okay, enough chili jokes then.
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#5168
11-22-2005, 09:58 PM
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Q: ANybody seen Porthos?
A: No, I mean my friend's dog. (Specifically, it's Nikhil's beagle.)
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#5169
11-22-2005, 10:16 PM
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Q: What did you say? You were sniffing around?
A: no I dont have any
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#5170
11-22-2005, 11:25 PM
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Q: Got any dimes?
A: Nope, Pepsi machine never give 'em up. You put in a dollar, it says 60 cents a can, and then it gives back a nickel and quarter (30 cents). Darn thing.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5171
11-23-2005, 12:05 AM
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Q: Hmmm... the law of conservation of money doesn't seem to hold around this pepsi machine. Any idea where my dime went?
A: Okay, that's too long.
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#5172
11-23-2005, 08:44 AM
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Q: I went to the store and got you the mile long duct tape because the half mile was out.
A: No, I need it to be longer
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#5173
11-24-2005, 03:10 AM
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Q: Is your tunic okay?
A: *edited for sanity*
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11-24-2005, 03:48 PM
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Q: So, are the new pills helping any?
A: Apparently not.
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#5175
11-24-2005, 10:05 PM
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Q: and you really dont get what I am doing in PAY?
A: okay I will explain it soon
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#5176
11-24-2005, 10:38 PM
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Q: What's wIth tHe keYbOard tHing You're dOing?
A: No comment.
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11-24-2005, 10:43 PM
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Q: its easy i Form words thAt you can read when you put the caps-locked letters behind each other and read theM out lOUd...waS it that difficult?
A: maybe you should join
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#5178
11-24-2005, 10:56 PM
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Q: You heard about the hair club for drones?
A: Actually, I didn't notice. It looked kinda random.
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#5179
11-24-2005, 11:02 PM
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Q: so now have you scrolled back to read those posts I made?
A: SO GO BACK AND READ
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11-25-2005, 04:15 AM
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Q: I'm sorry, I missed that. Is there any way to go back and see them?
A: I'm jiffted!
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