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ost_uid0]Q: NAH Have you seen my cats eye?A:Well to make a long story short we ended up in New York[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: So how was your trip to Miami, Kevin?A: Paint bomb, torch, broken glass, gas, tool chest, rope? Check[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: So, Kevin, are you ready to go camping (Kevin here being my pyro little brother)A: no i think i'll just have the soup.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Would you like the Soup of the Day: Fly in my Soup?A: Is that a tool chest falling down the stairs or are you just happy to see me?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]grrr... Q: Look out below, SUCKER! A: They'll NEVER prove it was MY naginata that killed him.[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: They say Wesley was killed by a rare weapon, a naginata or something. You don't happen to have one, do you Nan?A: A yellow orc.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you call an orc that is very cautious?A: Janeway, remember that movie "Star Wars"? Well, I think I just saw a Wookie.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q. Admiral Paris, what is a "cross-over fanfic" and why do you think we're in one?A. Well, gee, maybe I happen to like the smell of burning rigatoni in the morning, okay?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q:Neelix, why cant we have a normal breakfast? Why must we have burnt pasta every morning?A: We'll sing "Row Row Row you're Boat" all along the trip.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: What's next on the musical torture agenda?A: Why, Braga, why?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: so did you hear, in the next episode of enterprise the Videians are going to attack but enterprise will fight back with the help of species 8472A: I'll make you a pie[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q[/b ost_uid0]: What is the one pheasr that is absoloutely one-hundred percent guaranteed to motivate Zeke to do womthing on time?[b ost_uid0]A[/b ost_uid0]: Well, we thought that we had all the animals - they came on two-by-two incidently - but they all turened out to be Changlings.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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ost_uid0]Q: Ensign Noah, what happened to the unicorns and dragons? You were supposed to preserve *all* life on earth from the flood of Borg!A: Q[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Picard, there are borg doing the cha-cha on the bridge, Barcley's playing transporter tag, Klingons spilling cherry cheese cake all over 10-Forward, and you and Crusher are finally making shippers happy. What's going on?A:Q or A or T.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick, pick three letters that are only vaguely related but appear to have meaning when strung together.A: The Bearded Lady[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] What do they call Harry Kim on days where he forgets to shave?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] "Stay on target.... stay on target...."[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: "What did I say about playing Super Star Wars emulators during crisis situations, Mayweather?"A: "Friends offer sympathy. True friends offer homicide."[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] What trademark statement is likely to make you very unpopular in college?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Oh, bugger. We are so screwed.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Um, Mr Frodo,sir, is it true that everyone has been lusting afer the ring so much they have mutanied and made Gollum our leader?A:Miss Marple, really, I dont think Henry the 5th could have killed Kenny![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Is it Henry, in the kitchen, with a overcooked baguette?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] You know, Frodo, I figure that Nazgul must have been drunk.[/color ost_uid0]
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