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It calculates you to death.
I wish I had the ultimate mad hacking skills so I could tweak the pre-installed version of vista I got on my new computer without getting in trouble with anyone, and get it to run perfect. (It's actually a pretty kickin OS. And just about bug-free already!)
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You do, and it now runs so perfectly that you can't log on, as any human interaction would detract from its perfection.
I wish the buses around here ran more often, or were at least on time.
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They're on time, but you never are.
I wish I had lots of money and lived to a suitably long age and in good health to enjoy that money and that the money was legally aquired and never lost except for my consumption of said money. |
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You do. But then you go to hell for not giving any to Charity.
I wish Angel hadn't been canceled.
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It jumps the shark when Angel and Spike start dating.
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It gets so cold your doors and windows freeze shut. You can't leave the house. And all there is to watch on tv is a Prisoner Cell block H marathon.
Jump the shark or not: I want to see that episode of Angel!
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You see it, and die of total shock at the fact that it's worse than that voy episode with paris and janeway getting turned into lizard thingies.
I wish I could make the ultimate game on my computer (After de-bugging Vista, breaking through the password lock, etc etc, generally overcoming the machine.)
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You do, but it's so bug-ridden you are killed by programmer-Borg for being so nasty-bad as to release a game with so many bugs.
I wish I was ruler of the WORLD! MWAHAHA!
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You are - For a day. Untill aliens invade and demand to see the leader. And promptly vaporize you.
I wish I could see Texas (the band) play live.
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You can! For the low, low, price of 10 million [Insert Local Currency Here]!
I wish I was a billionare!
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You're a billionare, BILL GATES, the evillest man ever to walk the earth. And you're promptly arrested for jaywalking, and given a 70 billion dollar fine, putting you in debt 30 billion. Have a nice life.
I wish i could do all of the above I mentioned in previous posts, plus debug the game.
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You do! And become one of the world's most renowned hacker-gamer types! Until you're crushed by a metorite. Bad luck. Well, at least the virtual statue looks good.
I wish these dang pens didn't keep running out of ink so fast.
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Of course they don't run out of ink, because all the air in your room has turned to ink. Gotta suck to have black lungs, doesn't it?
I wish I could have a cloned version of me to continue my work after getting hit by the meterorite.
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You do, the bad news is, it's made by the same people who made Zuke. :twisted:
I wish I could conquer the earth, and then live to rule it! For at least 100 years.
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You do, but it all gets erased by someone annoying named vallium in a renegade tardis.
I wish I could fix my clone to keep him from going completely evil and stupid. (I've already got one of those.)
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You can, but the continuation of this wishing plotline gets interrupted by a passing universe, which crushes all of reality in your universe.
I wish I could control reality itself!
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You explode from micro-management from microsoft!
I wish I could fix reality without having any normal ill effects!
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It is. However, the crew of earstwhile USS Relativity have to sic their Kirk clones on you.
I wish I had a kirk clone. Or the USS Relativity.
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You get the Relativity but it's broken. You can now only jump forward. To a future where SHRIMP rule all!
And you get Kirk too. But he's the Kirk of today (I.e. Fat and old). The only place he's boldly going is the toilet - eight times a night. I wish I could fly!
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You can. But there isn't any way to come back down. Have fun starving to death.
I wish I had 32 hours in a day, with the extra 8 placed between 11:01:99 and 11:02:00. Additionally, no one else could have them.
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