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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python) |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Where do you think I got it from? The voodoo vampire, the black hole with the offswitch and the Titanic eats the lighthouse are all from the show as well (you may remember "The Titanic! She's eating my ship!" from my .sig many months back). There's cheese, and then there's [i ![]() ![]() Matt Groening once said that Saturday morning cartoons are evidence that grownups hate children. Superfriends is a prime example. [quote ![]() ![]() I was gonna say something along the lines of "no comments about Robin's tights," but I couldn't find room for it amongst all the BatParaphernalia. [quote ![]() ![]() I've declared a fatwa against the writers.[/color ![]()
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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