Top Ten Signs You've Been Hanging Around 5MV Too L - ong. C'mon, everybody have a go. S'fun

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-66 You stay up all night to do a Round Robin with another person in the One-Word-At-A-Time and Word Association topics, then you get mad cause someone comes along and screws it up.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-67 You add someone to your online messenger of choice to just berate them for adding an entire page to said topic.

(You're welcome, by the way :P)[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68. When writing a post, you take extra care that your spelling is the Canadian spelling of the word, extra u's included.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68a Eh?[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68b. Hoser.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68c. Colour[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68d. Tuque!

I can't believe nobody thought of that one. :P

All those tuque-wearing, poutine-eating fivists from (the Democratic Republic) of Soviet Canuckistan.

Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-68e. Stale Timbits[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-69f Actually, it's toque.

Hmm...this thread has become corrupted by Word Association.[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-70. You end up confusing threads and carry topics intra-fora.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]-69f Actually, it's toque.

Hmm...this thread has become corrupted by Word Association.[/quoteost_uid0]
Toque is a woman's close-fitting brimeless hat.

A tuque is a woollen cap.

Same root word, though. (I looked it up beforehand.)

I suppose there [bost_uid0]should[/bost_uid0] be a mention of totalitarian grammar rules?

Edit: GAHHHH! *seethe*

~Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I suppose there you be a mention of totalitarian grammar rules? [/quoteost_uid0]

I understand every word in that sentence, but I can't quite make out what you're trying to say *g*[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sorry, a combination of HellSPAWN's evilness and server errors has reduced me to a roiling cloud of malevolent energy.

Trying to do three things at once while roiling malevolently messed up my sentence.


~Nan, who named her computer HellSPAWN for good reason[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Nan, who named her computer HellSPAWN for good reason[/quoteost_uid0]

I called the 100MHz POS downstairs the Treacle Beast.

Dad bought a new one. It's 200MHz. The HD has crashed twice since he bought it. I'm glad I have my own.[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-71. instead of writing an outline to frame your next story novel ect. You write a fiver

-72. You find that your friends, family members et al remind you of certain forum goers and not the other way around.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-73. You consider the fivers to be the actual account of what really happened. (Those televised episodes are just a load of propaganda perpetuated by a bunch of humorless bureaucrats trying to cover up flaws in various Starfleet officers--Troi, Archer, etc. :eyeroll[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-74. Whenever you think of any Star Trek series you get a hankering for pie and chilli and cheese.

-74b. ...and then you feel sick from the thought and only eat some applesauce. Because mixing pie+chilli+cheese sounds REALLY gross.

Mmmm. Now I want pie.[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-74c. chilli and cheese is very good together, just save the pie for last.

-75. you feel the need to point out that the last post was a reverse 47.[/colorost_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-75a. You feel the need to point out every single apperance of the number 47, no matter how abstract it may be.[/colorost_uid0]

[Anonymous]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]-75b: you drive your brother nuts in the car by pointing out each mile marker and saying "7+40= 47; 8+39-47; 9+38=47; " etc. etc. etc.[/colorost_uid0]