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09-20-2003, 06:56 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What exactly is this meeting about? Afterall, we just had a meeting about the project.A: I am a fan of yours, but I cant keep you cool if you dont keep me plugged in[/color ost_uid0]
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09-20-2003, 07:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Agent Smith: George! George where are you? *George appears out of thin air* Ah, there you are. Give me some more ice, will you?A: Why are you doing this to me? Have I ever been mean to you?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-20-2003, 09:29 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Seven, go on the important away mission with Chakotay.A: Boing Boing Splat[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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09-20-2003, 09:33 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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09-20-2003, 09:34 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where was Newton born?A: It will shrink your brain[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-20-2003, 09:58 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-20-2003, 10:12 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Did Geordi bring back deer or sheep as rations for the three year mission we're about to start?A: That would be cat's cat with a catapult.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 01:59 AM
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1411
09-21-2003, 06:42 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Does it hurt if I do this?A: Gags to Ditches.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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09-21-2003, 01:00 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 01:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Who came up with the idea to have John Sheridan do a crossover with TNG, only to be killed by a tribble?A: 56.168[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-21-2003, 01:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How many tribbles died before one managed to kill John Sheridan?A: What's wrong with tribbles killing John Sheridan? Someone has to.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 01:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: There's something... disturbing... about any tribble capable of killing [iost_uid0]anyone[/iost_uid0], even if it's just John Sheridan.A: Cherries, but only on Sundays.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-21-2003, 01:20 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Which pie do you like better, one with strawberries or with cherries?A: Who? Me? I'd never do anything [i ost_uid0]like[/iost_uid0] that![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 01:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey! Who ate all the candy?A: We don't need no bloody clouds![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-21-2003, 01:30 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 01:34 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I never wanted to be a redshirt, I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!A: A blue mousemat, but don't tell anyone.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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