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Xeroc · #**141** 10-06-2005, 05:14 AM

"I can't stand for this nonsense! I quit!", said the director.

whoiam · #**142** 10-06-2005, 03:29 PM

"Just in time, too" said the replacement director "I thought I was going to have to take the job on andromeda"

Chancellor Valium · #**143** 10-06-2005, 05:32 PM

"Kalamazoo!" Said a passing (drunk) Wadi...

Opium · #**144** 10-07-2005, 01:54 AM

"Louder! Louder! This is theatre!" shouted the new director," You want to be heard by the little old lady in the last row!"

Chancellor Valium · #**145** 10-07-2005, 09:17 PM

"Moo!" screamed the crazy old bat in the last row...

Opium · #**146** 10-07-2005, 10:28 PM

"No! This is all wrong," said the new director, " the little old deaf lady in the last row is to remain silent, and the actors must be as loud as they can be without seeming to be forcing their voices!"

Chancellor Valium · #**147** 10-08-2005, 11:55 AM

"Oh, well." said Janeway, on her fortieth cup of prozac-filled coffee....

whoiam · #**148** 10-08-2005, 02:12 PM

"Perhaps... another new director is in order?" Said a laid-back Weyoun clone, Weyoun 47.

Chancellor Valium · #**149** 10-08-2005, 02:47 PM

"Quite a novel approach," said Kai Winn "However, child, if you recommend that again, I'll break your legs."

Opium · #**150** 10-09-2005, 07:20 AM

"Really, you are a witch!" said Sisko, who had just come back from being with the Prophets.

NeoMatrix · #**151** 10-10-2005, 04:47 AM

"Silly Sisko, witches are for....." said Janeway, who was cut off by a well timed console explosion, which killed 3 redshirts.

Opium · #**152** 10-10-2005, 11:19 PM

"Three more redshirts dead. How sad." said Sisko, crying.

whoiam · #**153** 10-11-2005, 02:31 AM

"Usually, he takes it better then that" noted Kira in an aside to Chakotay, Spock, Riker and T'Pol, as this was the 1st annual meeting of the ST:FOC.

Xeroc · #**154** 10-11-2005, 02:53 AM

"Very cheap, those disposable redshirts, they're not as good as the permium quality brand.", said Janeway.

Chancellor Valium · #**155** 10-11-2005, 03:50 PM

"WHAT?! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" said Kai Winn, as the Queen of Hearts...

Opium · #**156** 10-11-2005, 11:55 PM

"Xerox some of those redshirts, will yah?" said a very intoxicated Riker.

(ST:FOC? What's that?)

whoiam · #**157** 10-12-2005, 12:11 AM

"Y'All can do it yrselves! lazy-ass recurring characters" a drunken engineer slurred.

(Star Trek: First Officers' Club)

Opium · #**158** 10-12-2005, 12:15 AM

"Zero work you guys do! You lazy pin-heads!" said Kai Win, who was xeroxing redshirts.

(ah, yes)

NeoMatrix · #**159** 10-12-2005, 01:55 AM

"Ah Ha! I found the cure for the uncommon redshirt" announced the Doctor.

Opium · #**160** 10-12-2005, 03:19 AM

"Bah humbug!" said Kai Win, who was still cloning both common and uncommon redshirts,"clones will do."