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ost_uid0]Q: How's the weather in that madhouse of yours?A: Old pie. EDIT:[quote ost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?[/quote ost_uid0]Of course I did. [/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What's that you're using as a doorstop?A: Midnight confession. [quote ost_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?Of course I did.[/quote ost_uid0]Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Darn, I just sold old pie to John Sheridan...what should I do?A: Or not.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: The end is nigh!A: A travesty.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you put Nicole Kidman with Elijah Wood?A: Try it, dudes![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I dont know Tom, those turbulant waves look dangerous.A: I sure hope the Borg dont get into Fast food assimulation[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Whatinell's this? A nanoburger?A: My linguini has gone crooked.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What happened? I heard you scream..A: Large noose[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1689
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Gee, I think Cat's head is too big for her right now.. what do you think we should use to remedy that?:lol: [b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Slinkies.[I'm kidding, Cat... no hard feelings here. Absolutely none. I'm not that kind of girl... :RUNS:][/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: We have a hanging to do captain? What do we need to get for the man with the long neck?A: Lego my ego, then get me an ego waffle.[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: Mommy, what's an ego?A: mayo heyo[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1692
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ost_uid0]Q: So what did you say when you saw all that mayo in the Cargo Bay?A: Neelix, may I have a normal peanut butter and jelly sandwich?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Our special tonight is either Bolian pie or Roasted Minbari, which one would you prefer?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] ICQ is taking over my life.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do you have a large flower across your forehead?A: No I will not. Do it yerself.[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, will you help me make an episode where ICQ is taking over the forumgoers brains?A: I seek you too bud[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] I seek you, stem! Do you seek me too?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] It's the EVIL Cow of DOOM!-- RUNNN! [b ost_uid0][i ost_uid0]Run for your lives![/b ost_uid0][/i ost_uid0][/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: Whassat that keeps going : " MOO-ahahahaha?"A: I canna fly you fools![/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Scotty, flap your arms and run away!A: You guys are the best.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Saar, we here give you a "Pass for 1st anytime" cardA: I should have given him another card[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Oh look, here lies Ensign Redshirt. Poor Red. Looks like he ran out of life passcards to give...[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Oh, no. Oh, no.[/color ost_uid0]
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