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"Clones? Yes, they would be sufficient" claimed a passing founder.
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"D'OH" said T'Pol, as she saw the cloned redshirts were all in DS9 outfits, "how are we supposed to get along without Enterprise redshirts?"
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"Enterprise redshirts just don't die right." said Archer, "These cloned DS9 redshirts will have to do until the unused Voyager redshirts arrive on Tuesday."
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"Gah! DS9 Redshirts? I will have you hung from the top of the tallest tree on the planet Earth for this! It will be stacked on top of the second tallest beforehand..." Shouted an irate Ambassador Soval
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"Ho-hum.....Was that an emotion, ambassador?" Asked Archer.
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"It was nothing of the sort!" The now incensed Ambassador screamed at Archer.
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"Just calm down and do as the Prophets do: Confuse enemies and friends alike with nonsense ramblings" said Kai Win.
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"Kai Winn, that almost sounds like the teachings of the Pah Wraiths...."
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"Low and behold, a silly...I mean wonderful child is questioning me!" said Kai Win, "That is the path to destruc...I mean, the path to enlightment.
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"Never mind that - we want to hear the Kai!" replied a random Bajoran.
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"Perhaps we can reach a compromise?" Suggested a fresh Weyoun clone.
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"Quickly - everybody calm down! The prophets will guide us, but we must look for solutions from within!" said Kai Opaka, temporarily reappearing for no particular reason...
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"Really? That's not what my phaser says!" claimed Neela, before shooting the old Kai.
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"So that's what your plan was, Kai Win, to get Neela to shoot the old Kai!" said Kira, crying over the old Kai's body.
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