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ost_uid0]...but, fortunately, truth and logic put together make a hard wall to crumble. [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]They say that every formula halves the sales of a popular science book. This is rubbish-- if it were true, then [i ost_uid0]The Emperor's New Mind[/i ost_uid0] by Roger Penrose would have sold exactly one-eighth of a copy.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them. - BuffyI didn't come here to fight! //thud// Ooh! Oh right, I did! - Buffy[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Do you not see that if we kill him with the drug in the jug made from the pill in the till that we do not need to use the candle with the 'andle on the gateau for the chateau![/color ost_uid0]
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Giles: Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting.Buffy: I know you meant to say gross and disturbing. Giles: Yes, yes, yes, of curse. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]From an email I got:Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.[/color ost_uid0]
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[quote
ost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]I found it. It means "there are tears for things" or "tears attend trials"[/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Thankyou Catalina, 'There are Tears for Things' makes perfect sense.*slaps head* Duh, search engine! Thanks again.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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ost_uid0]If it's not evil, it's all good.We now have a divine caster. Thank God![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Oooooh, got me started with the inane Latin phrases! MUST.... RESIST!Resistence... WANING! Neutiquam erro. (I am not lost.) Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! (God! Look at the time! My wife will kill me!) Cogito, ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.) Cogito, ergo doleo. (I think, therefore I am depressed.) Raptus regaliter. (Royally screwed.) Sona si Latine loqueris. (Honk if you speak Latin.) Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.) Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. (I think some people in togas are plotting against me.) Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. (Don't call me, I'll call you.) Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. (If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.) Canis meus id comedit. (My dog ate it.) Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.) Re vera, potas bene. (Say, you sure are drinking alot.) Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant! (May barbarians invade your personal space!) Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! (May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!) Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!) Radix lecti (Couch potato) Non sum pisces. (I am not a fish.) Quo signo nata es? (What's your sign?) Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. (You know, the Romans invented the art of love.) Magister Mundi sum! (I am the Master of the Universe) Fac me cocleario vomere! (Gag me with a spoon!) Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.) Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? {How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?) Nihili est -- in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. (That's nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.) Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. (Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.) Vescere bracis meis. (Eat my shorts.) Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! (Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business!) Fac ut vivas. (Get a life.) Insula Gilliganis (Gilligan's Island) Ut si! (As if! ) Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. (Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.) Ahhh, that feels better. [/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Ooo, now we're doing quotations in funky languages? ![]() [quote ost_uid0]Mnahe afw'ein qiuu;rh'e hweithnaef mrht Heis'he ehl'ein qiuu.[/quote ost_uid0]That ol' Ahaefvthe was a real smart person, eh? [/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]*feints*[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]*runs over to Cat to make sure she is ok*[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Did I mention I hate languages I don't understand?Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it. Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to serve.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Habeas testiculos, habeas cardias et cerbellum (One you have their full attention, their hearts and minds will follow)Quanto canis ille fenester? Â (How much is that doggy in the window?)[/color ost_uid0]
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[quote
ost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it.Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to serve.[/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]That's some catch![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Size 22.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Experience has thought me that interest begets expectation, and expectations begets disappointment so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals A, or whatever.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? {How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)[/quote ost_uid0]:howls: TOO FUNNY![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Habeas testiculos, habeas cardias et cerbellum (One you have their full attention, their hearts and minds will follow)[/quote ost_uid0]A somewhat... liberal... translation ![]() The actual translation is somewhat more explicit about how to get their attention and, well... Let's just say it doesn't work on women [/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. |
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