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Old 10-10-2003, 09:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] NeoM! Help me! My daughter's trapped in that burning building!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He's taken a life of his own, it seems....


(Well, I TRIED my best to question the answer, but for the life of me I couldn't come up with a decent question. Yes, decent as in suitable for kids under fifteen.)[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-10-2003, 10:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is Phlox so happy after Mayweather died?



A: I still dont get how 17's sig is pop-up![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-10-2003, 10:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know a link can have pop-up text right? Well, there is something wrong with the HTML code, so that you can't click on the link, but the pop-up text is still there.

A: You don't want us changing Tolkien quotes, but you do change them yourself. I get the feeling something's not right here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 10-10-2003, 06:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's not "You shall not get by," it's "You! Shall not! PASS!" There is no word in Elvish, Entish or the languages of men to describe how stupid you are.

A: There's a bathroom on the right.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You and her? Together? Where can I throw up?

A: Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: In plain english, please Humphrey.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: NOT Professor Frink.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Was it Professor Frink in the Computer Room with a Mouse Cord?

A: Crap, my universal translator is busted[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oo-wah floggaloggle krik?

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[quote:post_uid0]You and her? Together? Where can I throw up?[/quote:post_uid0]

Very funny :P[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Waarom kijk je zo raar? Wat is er aan de hand?

Dammit Sa'ar. That answer got "cat" written all over it. :swear:

Q: When did you meet her, exactly?

A: Say, do you remember when you were trying to persuate me to join your little freak club? Remember I said no?[/colorost_uid0]

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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Captain, can you do me a favor and join my band?

A: Sorry Captain, it won't come until Tuesday.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-10-2003, 09:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Well, if I can't kill a few redshirts, can I at least fire the main phaserbank?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Be very careful - it could explode at any time.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: My route takes me near that collapsing star. I can't go around because of all the black holes and hostile aliens.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It could take years to go around that dangerous nebula in which almost everything is destroyed.

A: So I hear. Anyway, did I ever tell you about my business partner here?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, have you heard about the big news? John is back from the Volcano.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Me Frodo, you Arwen. AAAA--aaaaaa-AAAAAAHHHH *thunk!*

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Old 10-11-2003, 12:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the difference between the lysogenic and lytic cycles of [iost_uid0]E.coli[/iost_uid0] phage lambda?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Don't know, don't care, don't want to find out.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-11-2003, 04:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So this is the famed starship Enterprise! Hey, what's that sign on its side say?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh. My. Goodness.[/colorost_uid0]
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