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Old 03-16-2003, 04:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. You use the word "spluck" in normal conversation.

Somehow I forsee this getting into negative numbers.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]9. You use the phrase "DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!" when people anger you.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]8.You make a joke comparing an actor you dislike with "Wood Boy" and are flabbergasted when the joke is met with utter silence and strange looks.


(By the way, I'm guilty of Kira's #9 up there. But I haven't actually said it to anyone, just thought it.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. The word GAK begins to creep into other literary endeavours...and you add in more deaths so you can say "GAK" again.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]6. You rename your dog "Porthos" and start referring in mixed company to his/her adventures with chili and cheese.

(Edit) That's all right with me, Kira, but as Sa'ar mentioned, this can go into negative numbers. But I don't want to hog these either, and I'm out of ideas right now. So I'll quit for the night, I guess. :zzz:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No offense, guys, but give some of the other forumgoers a chance to chip in.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-16-2003, 05:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]5. You are indecently amused by the response "Bite me."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]4.[/bost_uid0] You begin to have online converastions where you
describe last night's episode as if you were writing a
Fiver version of it. [bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Example:[/uost_uid0][/bost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]FatMat:[/bost_uid0] And then the NX-01 got trapped, and Archer said...

Archer: Doesn't anybody on this ship know ANY-thing?
Trip: Don't look at me.
T'Pol: Perhaps you should ask yr dog.
Porthos: *Arf!*

[bost_uid0]FatMat:[/bost_uid0] So Porthos had to fly the ship, it was great!
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. The word "pie" manages to creep into every sentence you say, relevant or not.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]2. Whenver someone says they like chili, you say "Grr, Arg, you dogeater, I'll get you with the Hammer of Crushing at Ludicrous Speed"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]1. Whenever anyone says to you they'll do something "soon", you wonder if they mean the real "soon" or Zeke "soon".[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]rofl Derek's is the best.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]0. Your best friend: Hey, I want you to meet Katy here.
Katy: Hi, pleased to meet you!
You: (fighting back an embarrassing urge to reply "Ribbit")[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-1. You feel compelled to make Sa'ar Chasm achieve prophethood (see, we got into negative numbers), and

-2. You weren't one bit surprised to see Reason #1 on the list, since your thoughts wandered off in just that direction.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-3. Your most common phrase is "Bite me."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-4. After watching [iost_uid0]any[/iost_uid0] TV program you immediately wonder if there's a fiver for it already.

-5. ...and when you realize there isn't, you start wondering if you could five it....[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]OMG![/bost_uid0] I was thinking that [iost_uid0][bost_uid0]exact same thing[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] the other night
while my mom was wathcing [bost_uid0]Columbo![/bost_uid0]
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That's a good one, Derek![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-6 You start speaking in acronyms starting with 5, and get upset when anyone spells out the word.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-7. Running late for a key demonstration against high zucchini prices, you accidentally grab the wrong sign, a worn, faded piece of construction paper reading "ZonK for President", out of sheer habit.

(Think about the implications of that one for a moment)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-8. The word 'clone' immediately brings a certain name to mind, regardless of the circumstances.

-9. You get a feeling of guitly pleasure every time you use the word 'the' in an acronym[/colorost_uid0]
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