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Old 04-01-2022, 01:37 PM
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You spend 22 years toiling away in obscurity. Even at your peak, your audience is pretty small. But that's okay, you tell yourself, because you have a mission. You're doing something important that no one else is doing. Besides, just by the nature of this sacred crusade, it's not like anybody could monetize it and turn it into a worldwide success. And then some prick monetizes it and turns it into a worldwide success!

...Hm? No no, I'm talking about fiveness. I've been preaching the gospel of five since 2000! You listened, but who else did? And now, out of nowhere, some guy comes along with a game entirely about five-letter words and the entire internet falls in love with it!

Well, two can play at that game. (Not the word game. You know what I mean.) I can do five-letter words! I'll do five-letter words so hard you'll be reduced to four-letter words!

And what better way to start than with the third of the new Treks? Its double-five-letter title is an engraved invitation! (Besides, I feel like I was just talking about it for some reason.) begins today, and it begins with Five-Minute Star Trek: Lower Decks. Reead emmmm annnd weeep!
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5lv, april fool's, let me have this, lower decks

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