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Old 09-27-2003, 09:11 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Dutch one, remember?

Yeah, well, he hasn't posted for a while.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]The Dutch one, remember?[/quoteost_uid0]

Well that narrows it down.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just a note to tell everyone that today is Poisoned Blackberries Day (!). Also, get ready for the immensely important National Pickled Pepper Month that is just around the corner.[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It is? Woot! :casually drops poisoned blackberries into Sa'ar's drink and walks away whistling innocently:

Eliminating the competition? No no no no.... you've gotten me all wrong.

[Alright, Sa'ar, don't take offense. I'll play nice! I promise! :snerf!:][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]...why didn't someone tell me I've gotten involved with Lucrezia Borgia?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Lucrezia [iost_uid0]who?[/iost_uid0] Oh, you mean that wannabe? :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]As part of a Forum Job Creation Program, I'm creating the position of Royal Food Taster.

Any takers?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-30-2003, 12:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Dream on! Hit the road! Get f*cked!" -- from a B5 blooper[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sheridan: Marcus, get up here. We're ready to jump *thud in the backgroud* What the hell? Somebody jumped.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Londo: GAAAK!
Vir: DON'T DIE!
Londo: Pork chop![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Link: (dweedle)
Ramirez: Go.
Link: Lt. Ramirez, you're scheduled to die at the end of this episode. You need to pick up your cheque.
Ramirez: On my way.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][this could go on for a long, long time...]

Sheridan:Ooh, have some of that! That good fattening crap. Yeah, that's good.
Ivanova: Hey, shut up! I don't need any comments on the peanut butter either.
Sheridan: You looked at your butt lately? Ooh, some quiche; can't even spell it. And try that human ear; it's from a tree called Vangoghs. Very fattening. And there's some good rice to loosen the bowels...
Ivanova: Shut up...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Londo: Great Maker, your eye! *pause* I have smuggled you in some wheat things *bag rustles*

[only until my memory runs out, since all my sound clips are on my other partition and probably won't play because they're in mp3 format and Red Hat removed mp3 support from all its players][/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][I could offer a little help :snerf:]

Ivanova: My god, whoever's piloting that shuttle's a madman!
Londo: Ahh, just like Ragesh 12... There is no connection to the 405 here... We'll have to take the Long Beach... We'll take the Long Beach, is that alright? First the Long Beach, then the 405. Alright, I know where we're going now. There'll be a bathroom stop in about 10 minutes.
Draal: I hope so.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Garibaldi: Hey, look who's back. It's Lyta.
Franklin: Who?
Garibaldi: Lyta!
Frankling: Who...who be Lyta?
Garibaldi: The b*tch![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]One of my favourites:

Garibaldi: Someone's trying to frame me for the explosion in the Cobra bay. They planted a schematic of the bay and a pouch of Centauri ducats in my quarters.
Londo: Cen-tar-ri?
Garibaldi: Cen-tau-ri.
Londo: Po-tay-to?
Garibaldi: Po-tah-to.
Londo: To-may-to?
Garibaldi: To-mah-to.
Both (singing): Let's call the whole thing off![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Vir: You don't understand. If I don't come back with what I'm supposed to, the personal consequences will be profoundly...bad.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sinclair: Interesting. I've heard it was the religious caste who issued the religious kerfungabooboo...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sheridan: *taps Link* C&C, this is Sinclair! I need a med team here, stat. *pause* What did I just say? *hilarity ensues*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Lennier: We're having a little trouble with Satan, but we'll be right back.

Woot, Saar! Post no. 1701![/colorost_uid0]
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