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Movie: Short Circuit
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Review: It's so good, I'm going to quote it over and over again!

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Name: Doctor Strangelove
Producer: Stanley Kubrick
Review: Learn to stop worrying and love the bomb. And sleep with eyes wide shut.
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Necromancy! Buga buga buga!
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Old 01-22-2006, 04:53 AM
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Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
Creator: Stephen King
Director: NOT Stephen King
Staring: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman
Review: Best movie ever! BEST MOVIE damn you!
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Game: Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
Produced by: Obsidian Entertainment, Inc.
Published by: LucasArts..who else?
Review: This review has had to be cut due to time constraints.
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Ahem...

NECROPOST!

Anyways

Game: Kingdom Hearts
Developers and other companys: Square Enix, Disney Games, Sony
Platform: Ps2
Review: Awesome! Awesome! AWESOME!
Final Fantasy...
meets Disney!

I mean come ON! You get to battle alongside Cloud against Sephiroth!

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Game: Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
Developers, etc.: Square Enix, Disney Games, Nintendo
Platform: Gameboy Advance
Review: Not as much fun as the original game

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Game: Kingdom Hearts II
Developers, etc.: Square Enix, Buena Vista Games (originally Disney games), Sony
Platform: Ps2
Review: The game every Nobody has been waiting for! *quickly goes into hiding from the pun-police*

Seriously though, this game is, in many ways, better than the first. Why? Because... OMG!YOUCANUSETWOKEYBLADES!

That, and because Organazation XIII's base is wicked cool!
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It baffles me that this game isn't terrible. The entire concept - Disney characters meet Final Fantasy - sounds like something that should have died a merciful death in the brainstorming session, and yet it appears to be reasonably popular and distinctly unsucktacular.

Also, what's a wokeyblade?
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no, no, it says OMG! You can use Two Keyblades
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Movie: Final Fantasy : Advent Children
Director: [Japanese name]
Staring: [japanese names]
Review: Heh, big swords, lots of materia, much fighting and Tifa in a wet t-shirt. What more could a guy want?
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Review: Heh, big swords, lots of materia, much fighting and Tifa in a wet t-shirt. What more could a guy want?
I'd make a comment, but that's probably get me banned

Of well, off to re-play FF7, FF8 and FFX!
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Movie: Clue
Staring: Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd
Review: Comedy based on the board game. Simply the best movie ever. And coming from a Sci-fi mad-man, thats saying something. And I watch it almost once aday. Thats saying something too. But I think that says more about me than the movie.......
Anyway everyone should see this.
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YES!!! I LOVE CLUE.

"Yes, I did it...I killed Yvette. I hated her SO MUCH. It...it...flames. FLAMES! On the sides of my face. Breathing breathless HEAVING breathes...."

Apparently that was completely inproved by Khan on the spot.
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Good LORD!!!
I LOVE that bit too!!
I was gonna put it in the review, but didn't think anyone would get it!! I heard about the inprov too. Amazing talent!
Other favs....
Mustard: Is this place for you?
Wadsworth: Oh, indeed no, sir. I am meerly a humble butler.
Mustard: What exactly do you do?
Wadsworth: I... butle, sir.

And the total, all time great:
"Da da da da da DA! I, Am, Your singing telegram....*BANG*(as she's shot)"
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Movie = Drop Dead Gorgeous
Starring = Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst, Allison Janney(!), and other people whose names I should know but don't.
Review = LOL. A mockumentary with deadly swans from Mexico, beer, beer, and more beer, all revolving around a beauty pageant in the middle of nowhere Minnesota. Impossible to count the number of things it makes fun of.
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Starring: Christian Bale, Katie Holmes, Liam Neeson, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman

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You liked it? I suppose though you aren't exactly alone in that, but still.
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Movie: The Day After Tomorrow (if someone did this already, sorry!)
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhall (sp?), Emmy Rossum...etc
Producer: Roland Emmerich
Review: Science so bad its laughable. I particularly like the wolves that just kind of appear out of nowhere (yes, I know they're from the zoo, but come on!), and the foreshadowing that was so thick I almost gagged.
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