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Old 01-26-2006, 11:15 PM
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What about Species #2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369 995957496696762772407663035354759x10^100?
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Bah! We need triangles!

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Old 01-27-2006, 04:55 AM
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Nah, he already was in the chat a while ago.
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:06 AM
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Old 01-27-2006, 07:24 PM
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That was me - this connection is a bit wobbly.
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Old 01-27-2006, 10:05 PM
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It's sort of like when you fall past the event horizon of a black hole - to those inside, it sure as hell seems like stuff is happening, but to an outside observer it looks as though the same moment is frozen. So it is on this board with the math nerds and their awful, terrible puns.
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hey why would anyone fall past my event horizon huh?
Case in point.
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Not to go off on a secant, but...


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It's sort of like when you fall past the event horizon of a black hole - to those inside, it sure as hell seems like stuff is happening, but to an outside observer it looks as though the same moment is frozen. So it is on this board with the math nerds and their awful, terrible puns.
The math puns aren't as bad as...

"Don't Drink and Derive"

"Mathematic puns are the first sin(madness)."

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"Q: Why did the identity sin(2r) = 2sin(r) get turned down for a loan?
A: Because it needed a cos(r). (co-signer)"


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Okay, Math exam over...

let's make music puns!
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Have you seen the hypoteneuse? He says it's a sin to tell a lie
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The greatest question of all!

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
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What? Wait, I don't know th-

YEEAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Boom!*
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