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Old 07-03-2005, 01:30 PM
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Q: etrange....

A: I am French - Canadian, if that helps...
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:00 AM
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A: Are you trying to tell me something?
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:23 PM
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Q: I'm trying to tell you something!

well it's... wait a minute? where did the 'A:' go?
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:35 PM
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Q: Say something confusing! Quickly!

A: You chopped it into little bits, jumped on them and threw them away. Don't you remember?
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Old 07-04-2005, 05:55 PM
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A: Those blasted Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas stole them!
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:54 AM
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Q: Did you remember to take your dried frog pills?

A: No, the other side, your right, no your other right.
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Old 07-05-2005, 03:24 AM
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A: Sleepy.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:27 AM
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Q: Which one of the seven dwarfs are you getting married to?

A: High noon means 12:00, NOT 12:47!
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:56 AM
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Q: Hi everybody!

(this actually happened to someone at work today)


A: Good. That's nice.
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:56 AM
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A: we must turn to Building 12 for the answer!
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:31 PM
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Q: Where have I seen three before?
A: The Mystic Fish holds the answer.
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Old 07-06-2005, 02:21 AM
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A: I see you already found the answer to the question you just asked
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:11 AM
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A: Wait, something doesn't seem right!


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Old 07-06-2005, 12:39 PM
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Q: Is this forwards?

A: You're confusing me!
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:49 PM
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Q: Say, aren't you one of the Ancient ones from the Before Time, who are part of the ancient group who formed the first Five-Minute Forums in the ancient time before land before spinach?
A: What a disappointment!
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:23 PM
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A: NO MORE MONKEYS!!!!!
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:06 PM
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Q: What was it you said to make Zeke brutally murder you and your entire extended family, aside from "blinking text"
A: Great Lollops of Splunge! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:59 PM
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A: hehe, that free pie sign got them out of my way
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:29 PM
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Old 07-06-2005, 11:08 PM
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Q: HELP! Neo's sig.....so.....hypnotic.....can't stop looking.........aaah!
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