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Old 01-18-2006, 01:32 PM
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:10 PM
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Q: Wait, what the heck was that thing?

A: Go fish.
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:20 AM
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:32 AM
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Q: What would a :P Smiley with no eyes look like?

A: .)
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Old 01-19-2006, 03:46 AM
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Q: What would a smiley look like with only one eye?

A: 8
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:56 PM
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:10 PM
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Q: What does it look like when a 8) leaves its glasses on its forehead?

A: All the better to assimil..er hang, I'll come up with an excuse...
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Old 01-20-2006, 03:29 AM
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Q: Why do you have a big red claw?

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Old 01-20-2006, 07:20 PM
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Old 01-20-2006, 09:58 PM
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Q: *grabs ddoof's arm* Please, tell me what program you used?

A: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:22 AM
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A: Your pie is safe with The King, but you might want to keep an eye on your burger
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Old 01-21-2006, 05:52 AM
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Old 01-21-2006, 09:39 AM
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Old 01-21-2006, 05:43 PM
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A: Oh. I'm sorry, I thought you said "Foop".
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:16 AM
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:48 PM
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:41 PM
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:21 AM
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