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Old 07-29-2005, 04:35 AM
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I have great fun writing haiku poems about different things, so I thought I'd turn it into a game/diversion. Everybody write something and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense! ^_^

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This is ironic.
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Old 07-29-2005, 06:28 AM
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I thought of this 5 seconds before writing this, but it's still weird


Oops, I did it... um
What am I saying again?
This song makes no sence...

Silly too, I guess...
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Old 07-29-2005, 07:14 AM
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'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?


In cedar panels
the only true meaning lies
So says IJD
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:35 AM
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Silly threads en gros
I gaze into crass madness
Shake my head once more

Go, Optimus Prime!
Go defend the galaxy!
(And fetch me a coke.)

The explanation:
There is no rhyme or reason.
Curse you, amateurs!

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Old 07-29-2005, 12:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mudshark
'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible?
Which one, you may ask?
Uh... it was him!

No, not that one, the one next to him. Erm, anyhoo...


Berman and Braga
Not Hitler, claims Zeke; what next -
JMS not God?
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Old 07-29-2005, 02:46 PM
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Vedra we must thank
For this very silly game
New and very fun
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Old 07-29-2005, 08:42 PM
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So what exactly
is a haiku but a poem
with a weird meter?

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Bananas: yellow
Most squidgy on the inside
curvy in their shape
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Old 07-30-2005, 06:57 AM
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Hahaha, those are awesome guys. Come on, write more! I'll do another.

Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?
People are weird enough when
They are all sober.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:29 PM
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Pie in many forms
beloved of 5MV
Quite tasty to eat.
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:23 PM
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Vedra writes haikus.
It is lots of fun to write.
Let's ignite something.
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Rofl, "let's ignite something." I love you, Ginga. ^_^
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Ginga, really can't
Go into the sentance game
Without murdering


OR CAN SHE? I don't know... *sets fire to random things*
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Old 07-31-2005, 04:02 AM
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KGM should know
by now that I will always
take after Janeway.


*Tries to light some candles with merely my stare. But they don't smoke, sizzle, or spark.*

...I don't hear laughing. I don't. ...*covers ears* Nobody's laughing.
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Ginga is most amusing,
writes some psychotic haikus
Likes Red Dwarf, methinks.
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Valium should know
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Red Dwarf; but the theme...
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"I am the Doctor!"
quoth he; "Smeg," said the Daleks
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:56 AM
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I never did see
the point of Haiku's. They're like,
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Lexy should realize
That the point of haikus is...
To, uh... write... and stuff...
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