The Monkey's Paw Game

[NeoMatrix]

You are, but you still got to take out the trash and change the diapers.

I wish my sleeping pattern wasn't out of whack

[e of pi]

It isn't. Well, at least not that out of whack.

I wish I didn't have this Bio project due on Friday.

[whoiam]

You don't, you have it due this thursday.

I with MSN would stop playing up...

[Opium]

It does, but only because you stop wanting to be one entity with it.


I wish it was still August.

[NeoMatrix]

August is here to stay, but you have to move to Georgia. In August, temps are around 100 degrees F all month long, plus high humidity.

I wish that the person responding to this wish is satisfied

[e of pi]

Well, not really. Stupid Bio.

I wish it were still Tuesday.

[A person]

It is. You're just hallucinating.

I wish that I had a driver's liscense.

[e of pi]

You do. Unfortunately, the fact that the risk analysis sectors of the brain don't fully mature until at least age 18 means that you crash your first time on the highway.

I wish I could be done with this project.

[whoiam]

You are, too late.

I with the lights weren't so bright...

[Opium]

The lights are only that bright because you are with them. When you walk away from them, they become too dim and you can't see anything at all.

I wish that most make-up had subtle or no, rather than way-too-smelly, scents.

[whoiam]

With the scent toned down, you end up applying too much, and looking like a cheap whore.

I wish there was someone here for me to make fun of in person...

[e of pi]

There is. Unfortunately, he'll never tell it to you.

I wish I had my iPod back.

[whoiam]

You do, but it don't work.

I wish my nose wasn't hurting so.

[e of pi]

It doesn't. Unfortunately, it's because your previously unknown alergy to asprin causes you to die a painful death.

I wish I had this project done.

[A person]

You do, but you were/are caught in a temporal loop and you have/haven't finished the project.

I wish I had some cheese.

[e of pi]

You do! But it's three years old and walks off under its own power to get a job with the IRS.

I wish i didn't see that mental image.

[Opium]

You don't, but it's because everyone else has thrown cheese at you for giving us that mental image, and your head is now filled with images of fresh cheese coming towards you.


I wish I didn't have to make my explanations so long.

[e of pi]

You don't! But you do anyway!

I wish the "f" key on Bluebee was working.

[Opium]

It does-the problem is that your brain doesn't register "f".


I wish that I knew what I should wish for.

[e of pi]

You do, but it's too late.

I wish Bush hadn't been re-elected.