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Old 01-05-2004, 04:30 AM
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First content update of the new year! Here's your parody Shipment, right on schedule. (Well, okay, not [iost_uid0]right[/iost_uid0] on schedule....)[/colorost_uid0]
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Reed: N--no he isn't! I can read lips too. I'll prove it. The lead reptilian is saying... let's see... "I am displeased at the long delay. Please..." er... "brick up the place"?
Archer: Uh huh. Give him the binoculars.

Sloth Employee: What do you mean, sir?
Degra: The buildings would look better with brick walls. Start building. And pick up the pace while you're at it. [/iost_uid0]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*deep breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Degra: What do you mean the tests aren't done yet? I WILL DROWN YOU IN MY OWN BLOOD!
Gralik: It's because you put so many employees on brick-building duty! And -- hey, wait. Your own blood?
Degra: Yes.
Gralik: Wouldn't that hurt? A lot?
Degra: Yes, but I wouldn't be the one drowning, would I? [/quoteost_uid0]
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Great job, Zeke![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Phlox: I've been testing radiation on those rifle worms. Delta radiation kills them, while Deltan radiation makes them reproduce like rabbits in decon.
Tucker: I think we'll stick with delta. Did you try antimatter radiation?
Phlox: I was about to, but some red-haired woman showed up with a huge phase pistol-looking thing and demanded I stop.[/quoteost_uid0]

All funny, but that on took the cake. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice one, Zeke. I especially liked "brick up the place".[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Degra: Well, at least you're ready now. We will test the weapon on my mother-in-law's planet!
Humanoid Xindi: Umm... actually, we still need one more shipment of kemocite.
Degra: Then hurry up and order it. She's coming to visit next week, and I'd rather not have to destroy my planet.
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Gralik: "Made with genuine Sloth Guy kemocite." Oh no! I had no idea!
Archer: Bet you didn't know that reptile Xindi write in green crayon, either.[/quoteost_uid0]

Heeheehee. Good work, Zeke.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="elvii"][quoteost_uid0]Phlox: I was about to, but some red-haired woman showed up with a huge phase pistol-looking thing and demanded I stop.[/quoteost_uid0]

All funny, but that on took the cake. [/quoteost_uid0]
Ok, I know I'm gonna sound illiterate or something, but who is this "red-haired woman" a reference to?

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[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Ok, I know I'm gonna sound illiterate or something, but who is this "red-haired woman" a reference to?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I thought it was our own lovely Kira.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I coulda sworn it was Janeway, what with the a***m****** r*****ion and all.

Our Kira has red hair?[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I coulda sworn it was Janeway, what with the a***m****** r*****ion and all.

Our Kira has red hair?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira has red hair, and I thought they were making fun of using Antimatter radiation and Kira always gets upset when they use science that isn't science.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sa'ar is right: it's Janeway, with Betsy. Â Her war against antimatter radiation started way back in 2001 with "Friendship One," where she was the only one to notice how absurd this major plot element was. Â I've used it three times since: "All Good Things...", TJI #28, and this Ent fiver. Â It's also been referenced by Marc in "One Small Step" and IJD in "One of Our Planets is Missing."

Hmm... now that I've written this up, I may as well stick it in Jokes & References. Â You okay with being quoted, Cel?[/colorost_uid0]

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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmm... now that I've written this up, I may as well stick it in Jokes & References. You okay with being quoted, Cel?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe, sure. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]In addition to those bits cited above, I liked the Reed/Hayes gag and the Daniel Boone/Davy Cochrane stuff, and especially the fact the [bost_uid0]Worm Inside Rifle[/bost_uid0] has lines.

Also, even before the theme song bit came up, the unison "Into the forest!" seemed to call for a chorus of "Brave Sir Robin" or something like. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: Why are each of you wearing half a skin hat?
Reed/Hayes: We each caught the same rabbit.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oops. I just realized it wasn't you who asked the question. Sigh.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ah, "The Shipment"... Unfortunately, I still haven`t seen anything from Enterprise Season 3 (not even Season 2), so I can`t read the fivers... Hopefully I`ll get Season 2 on CD-s in a few weeks...

Still, the scenes cited in this thread sound hilarious, [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Oops. Â I just realized it wasn't you who asked the question. Â Sigh.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's ok, it's ok, you just need more sleep.

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