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Old 06-06-2006, 09:54 AM
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Something that's been in the news lately has prompted me to correct a longstanding error in the "Concerning Flight" fiver and a few other places. Can anyone spot what I changed?


Meanwhile, here's a link. Vedra recently introduced me to the just-concluded manga series Death Note. It's a fascinating and very original story that reminds me of The Ring in some ways. Several volumes have been released here in translation, but if you can't find them, there are many fan "scanlations" available online (you didn't hear that from me). Death God looks like a good site for general info. If you have any interest in reading the series, make sure you're not spoiled, as there are many shocking twists.


Incidentally, the protagonist of Death Note, Yagami Light, is one of the most deeply evil characters you'll ever encounter in fiction... and the name he takes on? "Kira." Yes yes, it's a transliteration of "killer," but I still think I get an I told you so here.
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:39 PM
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Something that's been in the news lately has prompted me to correct a longstanding error in the "Concerning Flight" fiver and a few other places. Can anyone spot what I changed?
Unless you fixed the First Fiver Retrospective as well, I'd have to say "nothing".

Then again, it's a proven fact that I have negative ranks in Spot (D&D joke, just smile and nod and move along).
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:46 PM
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Then again, it's a proven fact that I have negative ranks in Spot (D&D joke, just smile and nod and move along).
*points and laughs*

Looks like you also have negative ranks in Persuade.
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:53 PM
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Unless you fixed the First Fiver Retrospective as well, I'd have to say "nothing".
Good to know I wasn't the only one to do that.
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It's one of the names, isn't it? 'Leonardo' used to be 'da Vinci', I think...
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Old 06-07-2006, 02:12 AM
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Shit, I meant to post this in the morning and I forgot. Oh well, it's still 06/06/06 as of this moment and this list is still funny:

666: Number of the Beast
664, 668: Neighbor of the Beast
DCLXVI: Roman numeral of the Beast
660: Approximate number of the Beast
666.0000: Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666: Number of the Millibeast
1/666: Common Denominator of the Beast
666i: Imaginary number of the Beast
-666: Negative number of the Beast
0.005015: Reciprocal of the Beast
1010011010: Binary number of The Beast
-0.80902: Sine of the Beast
443556: Square of the Beast
25.807: Square root of the Beast
295408296: Cube of the Beast
0.58779: Cosine of the Beast
-1.37638: Tangent of the Beast
2.8235: Log of the Beast
6.5913: Ln Beast
1.738E289: Anti-log of the Beast
6.66E2: Scientific number of the Beast
29A: Hexadecimal number of the Beast
666!: Factorial of the Beast
2, 3, 111: Factors of the Beast
665.5-666.5: Range of the Beast
660: Beast rounded down
670: Beast rounded up
$666,666: Annual salary of the Beast
1-666: Area code of the Beast
00666: Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: : Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
1-888-666-6666: Toll free number of the Beast
$665.95: Retail price of the Beast
$399.96 (net), $359.86 (30 days): Wholesale Price of the Beast
$55.50: Monthly cost of the Beast in twelve easy equal monthly installments
$699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95: Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66: Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66: Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666: Highway of the Beast (aka Highway to Hell)
666º F: Oven temperature for roast Beast
666 Minutes: Weekly news program about the Beast
66.6 mHz: FM station of the Beast
666 kHz: AM Station of the Beast
666k: Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66%: 5-year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
999: A Beast and a half
Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66: Word Processor of the Beast
66686: Old Mac CPU of the Beast
G6/666GHz: New PowerMac CPU of the Beast
K-666/300: New PC processor chip of the Beast
666GB: Hard drive capacity of the Beast
http://www.sixsixsix.com: Home page of the Beaast
Beast666@aol.com: Email of the Beast
665.99996973: Intel Pentium number of the Beast
Windows 666: Bill Gates's personal Beast
SIX6SIX: Vanity license plate of the Beast
Q666: Infiniti of the Beast
Mazda 666: Economy sedan of the Beast
6 city, 66 hwy: Mileage of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again?: Number of the Blonde Beast
up 6/66: What the Beast did on the Dow today
NCC-74666: Federation Starship of the Beast
666 of 666: Beast of Borg
666 Sunset Strip: Old TV series about the Beast soon on Nick-At-Nite
66.6: A Mini-Beast
665.9999...: The Beast's fraternal twin
WD-666: Spray Lubricant of the beast
333: Half brother of the Beast
Formula 666: All purpose cleaner of the Beast
666-66-6666: Social Security number of the Beast
6666 6666 6666 6666 EXP 6/66: Credit card of the Beast
666 lb CAP: Weight limit of the Beast
6.6.6b6: The new release of the Beast
666 Verbal, 666 Math: The SAT scores of the Beast
666 Park Avenue: Trump Tower of the Beast
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Nice list The nerd in me feels forced to point out that the TRUE sine, cosine, and tangent of the Beast are -.01764, .9998, and -.01764 respectively, as I'm sure the Beast uses radian, and not degrees :P.
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666 out of 666: Final exam score of the Beast
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6666 6666 6666 6666 EXP 6/66: Credit card of the Beast
Always knew Satan used Discover.
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Ahh, the classics. Thanks, evay. The only change I'd make is that 1/666 is even better if you call it the Beast Common Denominator.

By the way, I didn't say anything about 6/6/06 because I thought I was making the June 5 update. Labelling it June 6 here was an accident, though it's more accurate since that's what day it technically was at the time. So in retrospect, an update about evil was pretty appropriate.

And when I went downstairs a minute ago, the clock read 3:33....
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Nice list The nerd in me feels forced to point out that the TRUE sine, cosine, and tangent of the Beast are -.01764, .9998, and -.01764 respectively, as I'm sure the Beast uses radian, and not degrees :P.
ooh thanks! I'll fix that in my archives.
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