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Old 11-25-2004, 04:40 PM
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A: No, I just didn't want to get beat up!
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Old 11-26-2004, 01:48 AM
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A: Really Opium? I had no idea....
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Old 11-26-2004, 03:48 AM
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Old 11-26-2004, 08:53 AM
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Old 11-26-2004, 06:01 PM
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A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 11-26-2004, 07:57 PM
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Old 11-26-2004, 08:43 PM
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A: Officer, you don't want to open that. It's full of my dirty gym socks.
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Old 11-27-2004, 04:51 AM
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Old 11-27-2004, 04:57 AM
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Old 11-27-2004, 05:00 AM
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A: Nah, snot new.
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Old 11-27-2004, 05:02 AM
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A: I tried that cheese over there.

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Old 11-27-2004, 05:06 AM
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A: Re-done again!


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Old 11-27-2004, 12:12 PM
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A: It's a great new avvy, but there were still multiple !'s
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Old 11-27-2004, 12:25 PM
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Old 11-27-2004, 12:27 PM
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Old 11-27-2004, 06:59 PM
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Old 11-27-2004, 08:29 PM
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:54 AM
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Old 11-28-2004, 04:18 AM
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A: HEY! Gimme that!
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Old 11-28-2004, 05:02 AM
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