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Old 12-18-2004, 02:39 AM
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Q: Do you know why it seems to be so toasty in here?

A: Yeah, like I believe that.
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Old 12-18-2004, 02:42 AM
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A: You'll have to talk the redshirt that just died, sorry
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Old 12-18-2004, 04:24 AM
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Old 12-18-2004, 11:47 AM
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A: TOPHATMAN!
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Old 12-18-2004, 02:20 PM
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Q: Who is the most insane in here?

A: Okay, now you can panic.
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Old 12-18-2004, 07:16 PM
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Q: Hi, everyone. Sorry I forgot about getting you the extra ammo, I was too busy taking advantage of the castle's walls being ablaze from all those fire things the enemy is firing at us by cooking pancakes on them. Anybody want one?



A: Oh please, don't start in with that again.
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Old 12-18-2004, 07:20 PM
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A: I love you!!
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Old 12-18-2004, 07:35 PM
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Old 12-18-2004, 08:47 PM
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Q: Who's that in the big red suit with that bat'leth? (Inside joke.)

A: Duck and cover!
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:04 PM
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A: Three strikes and you're out.
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:12 PM
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Q: How can I possibly be out? I didn't even swing at the ball!

A: DUCK!....too late...
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:36 PM
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A: It's been cancelled.
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:59 PM
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Q) What happened to that borg lovers convention?

A) No, there is not a sig-kitty, only 5 billion fur-balls called "Tribbles" Say, want to buy one?
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:11 AM
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Q: Where's Seko, is he in here?!

A: Oh, so that's what that was...
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:54 AM
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Q: Oh, that was a...ummmm....UFO. Yeah, it was a UFO.

A: Sensors show that we are entering cartoonic space. Perhaps that is why we are being attacked with the Spongebob theme song.
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:47 AM
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A: I'm taking Transformation and Spells That Cause Gastric Distress (Grade 3).
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:18 AM
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Q: Scooter, why are you here at Queens?

A: No, no, no, the OTHER other way
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:20 AM
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Q) Is this how you assemble a string-sequence technobabble-tachyon- quark generator?

A) Crap, no, we're out of duct-tape for wood-boy.
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:30 AM
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A: That's....bad....very....very...bad............... ....................RUN!!!!
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:51 AM
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