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Old 12-31-2009, 05:30 AM
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You know, the new approach I used with that last fiver was a real success. This time I'm gonna aim even higher! And I'll choose a target so preposterously big I can't miss it no matter how many eyes I close!

You've heard of them. You've seen them. They haunt your dreams. They are Japan's largest export by mass... mecha anime. But now you'll never have to watch another one, because I've summed them all up for you! Here's Five-Minute Mecha Anime -- all mecha anime, ever!

But why does the main page say "The end is near"? Hmm, I should fix that...
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Old 12-31-2009, 02:10 PM
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Pilot 3: Okay, gang, time for our five-man band to shine! Begin assembly!
The Chick, the Big Guy, the Smart Guy, and the Lancer: Right!
(Their ships come together into a giant robot)
Pilot 3: And I'll form... the head!
First, I love Voltron. Second, I love four supporting character names. I think you'll find those combination in non-Anime sometimes too.
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Old 12-31-2009, 09:31 PM
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Unfortunately, I can't claim credit for the names -- we're not the only ones who have noticed this pattern in various series. TV Tropes calls it a Five Man Band. Voltron fits the pattern so perfectly that I couldn't resist doing a shoutout here. Hell, the Lancer is even called Lance.

(A cautionary note about TVT's Five Man Band pages: there are about five times more examples than actually fit the pattern. There seems to be a collective habit of cramming every possible show in, whether it fits or not.)
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Yes, that's always annoyed me about TVT. Whenever I want to look at the examples for a particular trope, I have to read through a whole bunch of examples that appear to be forced into the TVT description.

Buffy, for example, apparently meets every trope ever.
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General: Well... there is always the traditional champion of the Japanese people.
President: You can't possibly mean...

Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAARRRR!
Alien Commander: Oh, I don't think so. We're not getting paid this much. Sound the -- no, wait a minute.
Godzilla: *crushes Tokyo*
Alien Commander: Never mind.
Ah, that mixed-up Godzilla. I'm guessing this was an entirely gratuitous scene(?), but if so, it was definitely worth it.



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It also turned out that the head of TSO was working for the aliens, who were in turn working for the president.
President: And I was working for the Illuminati, who work for a little old lady in Wisconsin who was working for the aliens. You should see our org chart.
I was reading this aloud to KJ, and the above totally cracked her up.
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