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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I love how the L&C fiver plays off the Stuporville -- sorry, the Smallville fiver. Very clever.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Martha: You should listen to him because he's your father, but if that isn't good enough, he's also Bo Duke from "The Dukes of Hazzard."
... Freak: Bwahahaha! At last we have our showdown in the middle of the town, in full daylight, with the entire town looking on! Clark: Oh no! How do I defeat the villain without exposing my powers? Wait, I know! (HEAT VISION! ) (SUPER-SPEED! ) (SUPER-STRENGTH! ) Entire Town: Meh. Nothing new to see here. [/quoteost_uid0] :lol: :lol: [quoteost_uid0]Clark: Here's an interesting question. Should my speaker credit be "Clark" or "Superman"? In fact, at this point maybe it should still be "Kal-El." Jonathan: A nitpicking baby! ... Criminals: We are committing crimes, in accordance with our being criminals. ... Lex Luthor: How about me? Lois: You're reasonably hot. But evil, so it's a dilemma. Clark: Hey Lex! How've you been? Lex: Excuse me, do I know you? Clark: Of course you do! We went to school together, remember? Lex: No.... Clark: And how did you get your hair back? Lex: Lois, will you marry me? Lois: Yes. Superman: NOOOOOOOOOO! Lois: Wait, no. Lex: NOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps off LexCorp building) Lois: Wait, yes. Lex? Hello? Oooh... guess that's a no after all. [insert the Obstacles to Lois and Clark's Relationship Organization][/quoteost_uid0] :lol: A really silly send-up of that show (not that I would know much about it)...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Nigel:[/bost_uid0] Poor Mr. Luthor. Good thing I know an expert on bringing dead characters back to life.
[bost_uid0]Denise Crosby:[/bost_uid0] Hi.[/quoteost_uid0] Bwahaha. I only just got this one.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've never seen any of the cheese shows (except Xena)... some of them I've never even heard of... but d***, these are funny! Kudos!
Best. April fool. EVAR.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Michiel"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Nigel:[/bost_uid0] Poor Mr. Luthor. Good thing I know an expert on bringing dead characters back to life.
[bost_uid0]Denise Crosby:[/bost_uid0] Hi.[/quoteost_uid0] Bwahaha. I only just got this one.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]Rather liked that one, I did. [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea... and you know what that means. Cookies must be paid.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sorry. It was the first show I thought of that qualified as cheese. (No offense, Nic.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]New slice is up -- and this time it's a full episode fiver. (This one was ready last night, but my Net time ran out before I could post it.)[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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[quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Smallville is a great show! It is not cheese! Â :madder:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh c'mon.... Some of the greatest shows ARE cheese! See Voyager for example. "Get this cheese to Sickbay!"[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sandy Cohen: You're a smart kid. Why would you do this?
Ryan: I'm not answering any questions until I talk to my lawyer. Sandy: I'm your lawyer. Ryan: I know. Sandy: (sigh) Well, I can keep you from going to jail. I have this trick I do where I point out that "helping your brother steal a car" isn't specifically mentioned in the criminal code. Ryan: Wasn't I abetting, man? Sandy: Only if you're fond of gambling. ... Marissa: Of course not. Yes. By the way, in case you can't tell from the slow, lingering closeups of us with our hair in the breeze, we're being set up together. Ryan: Who's that pulling up in the truck? Marissa: An obstacle.[/quoteost_uid0] :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]"Get this cheese to Sickbay!"[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]The quote that everyone knows. Seriously, she's right. I mean, look at the classic Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy miniseries. That ruled, and it was pretty much pure cheese.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sandy: Well, Ryan's settled in the poolhouse. I'm sure he'll be --
(ZZZZZZAP) Sandy: What was that? Kirsten: Oh, he must have touched something. Sandy: When you said you bolted everything down... did you by any chance mean with lightning bolts? Kirsten: Why do you ask?[/quoteost_uid0] Hehehe. [quoteost_uid0]Seth: Yep. I answer to Xander too.[/quoteost_uid0] Indeed, they're quite alike. Great Cheeser. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Seth: Party this drunker and drunker getting is. Hic.
Summer: Ryan! You are sooooooo hic. Great party isn't this? Seth: Hey! Hic! Ryan, are you hiccing on my dream girl? Ryan: No, I swear! Am I the only sober person here? Seth: Oh, I guess they have hiccer alcohic tolerance in Chino! Everyone: (GASP) Chino? Summer: Eww! He's a hic! [/quoteost_uid0] Heh. :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]New cheese now up just for you, my little toaster strudels.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tyr: Surprise challenger? I heard of no -- (KLONK)
Jim Kirk: Surprise. Beka: Ooooo. That was very impressive.[/quoteost_uid0] AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome! best line in three cheesers. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Kirk RULES![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Host: We're gonna find a big ol' hero of a man for this lovely lady here.
Beka Valentine: I'm flattered, really, but I don't need -- Host: Honey, I've watched your show. You need all the help you can get.[/quoteost_uid0] Bwahahaha! [quoteost_uid0]Host: Go date, Beka babe. I promise you'll like 'em. And if you don't, you get to kill as many as you want. Contestants: WHAT? Beka: Score![/quoteost_uid0] :lol: The funniest parts were [quoteost_uid0]Wait till I show you where our chili powder comes from![/quoteost_uid0] and [quoteost_uid0]Host: Don't worry, sugarplum. Every few minutes or so he pulls a Jennifer Love Hewitt's career and dies. You just need to kick him like so until he -- Sheridan: Independence! Morals and right and wrong and... where was I? Lorne: Dead. Sheridan: Oh, good. Nothing serious.[/quoteost_uid0] ROFLOL! One last favorite bit: [quoteost_uid0]Crichton: Scorpius is hiding there, isn't he? Isn't he? Scorpius: (from the closet) Don't be ridiculous, John.[/quoteost_uid0] Absolutely hilarious! :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Can't go wrong with Angel references!
[quoteost_uid0]Host: And if what the friendly folks in the grapevine say is true, watching it even once means kissing your soul goodbye. That's a pretty bad idea for at least one guy I know.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Host: Ouch! Down he goes. Looks like steroid-boy is the champion. Angel: I thought [iost_uid0]I[/iost_uid0] was -- Host: You know what I mean, Angelcakes.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="evay"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tyr: Surprise challenger? I heard of no -- (KLONK)
Jim Kirk: Surprise. Beka: Ooooo. That was very impressive.[/quoteost_uid0] AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome! Â Â best line in three cheesers. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Kirk RULES![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]The best part is, you can [i]so[/] see Kirk doing it. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Derek"]Sorry. It was the first show I thought of that qualified as cheese. (No offense, Nic.)[/quoteost_uid0]
No worries, Derek, none taken. It IS just a little TV show, [quoteost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea... [/quoteost_uid0] Actually and as far as I know, it was originally MY idea... but due to the temporal anomaly known as "soon", you don`t know that, [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Host: We live in a big, wonderful genre full of demons and spaceships and blatant defiance of the laws of physics. It runs on antimatter and ketracel white -- and love. So tonight, kiddies, we're gonna make our own little contribution to the big, beating heart of romance that keeps science fiction real. We're gonna find a big ol' hero of a man for this lovely lady here.
Beka Valentine: I'm flattered, really, but I don't need -- Host: Honey, I've watched your show. You need all the help you can get. [/quoteost_uid0] I'm so tempted to be offended, but I find I can't help but agree. Best Cheese EVER![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I felt I should give the [iost_uid0]Andromeda[/iost_uid0] fans something to make up for including 5MA in the Cheese. Glad you liked it. [/colorost_uid0]
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