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Old 01-17-2006, 10:31 PM
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Kinda, but with less lies.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:35 PM
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OK. Proof that, at least in the UK, the one with the few holes is for the salt. On a tesco advert, with a salt and pepper shaker, the salt is in the one with less holes.

Also, remember salt at school? In those little bottles, with the white caps, and JUST ONE HOLE?!

I rest my case.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:37 PM
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Scools often get food related items wrong.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:37 PM
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"Eating nothing but pie will make you thin."

"Sa'ar isn't a flaming geek."

"PHJ is the greatest guy ever."

Okay, so that last one is true, but still, do we qualify yet?
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Not quite yet.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:39 PM
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"SOYLENT GREEN IS NOT PEOPLE!"
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:41 PM
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Ent was the best Trek ever!

There.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:44 PM
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I'm going pay for this, but what the heck.

*Snickers*
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:45 PM
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*Readys aspestos pants*

Ready.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:53 PM
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Well, we're certainly having a spammy night tonight, we two.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:54 PM
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Night? It's only 6 pm here. I can go on like this for another few hours.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:58 PM
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Unfortunately, I can't - I haven't yet perfected the art of sleep-spamming, so I shall have to leave you to it very shortly.
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Old 01-17-2006, 10:59 PM
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C'ya "soon" then.
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So you're saying it's a bit like Fox News then?
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Dammit, you two... what did we just talk about?
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Apologies. It was his fault.
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This is currently true. Things don't burn at -34 windchill.
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:20 AM
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Fine. "Sa'ar doesn't have the capability to be, under certain meteorological circumstances, a flaming geek."
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Old 01-18-2006, 06:21 AM
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Dammit, you two... what did we just talk about?
The pretzels put me up to it, I swear!
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Suuuuuure blame the pretzles, everyone else does. :roll:



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