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Old 11-28-2004, 11:41 PM
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You know Celeste, sometimes I only brush my teeth once a day! :P
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Old 11-29-2004, 12:04 AM
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Quiz time! Quiz time! Celeste, if I came into your dental office with a tooth where the filling had come out and the nerve was clearly infected (one could tell by the insane pain level), what would you do?
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Old 11-29-2004, 03:16 AM
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Letting an infected nerve sit? As a microbiologist, I gotta say you're asking for trouble, or at least a root canal.
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Old 11-29-2004, 11:12 AM
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Root Canals not fun! Fix it before it gets that bad!

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Old 11-29-2004, 06:27 PM
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Quiz time! Quiz time! Celeste, if I came into your dental office with a tooth where the filling had come out and the nerve was clearly infected (one could tell by the insane pain level), what would you do?
First step is antibiotics perscribed by the dentist. Then you'd need a root canal and a refill for that filling you lost. If the cavity was too big to re-fill, then a crown would be wise. As for what I personaly could do for you as a dental hygienist, there are quite a number of desensitization agents that I could place on the tooth to help ease the pain while the antibiotics take effect.

Anything else?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:00 PM
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Really? I'd better start avoiding this place....I hate dentists.
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:05 AM
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13... THIRTEEN FILLINGS IN A WEEK! Not as bad as what Zeke has to deal with, but still...

Plus t costs lots of money
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Old 11-30-2004, 03:33 AM
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I'm not a dentist. I'm a dental hygienist. There's a difference. :P One goes to school for 8 years, the other only 2. Of course mine is turning into 5 god help me.
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Old 12-31-2004, 08:53 AM
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I don't have a new official one yet! :cry:
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:19 PM
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I'm not a dentist. I'm a dental hygienist. There's a difference. :P One goes to school for 8 years, the other only 2. Of course mine is turning into 5 god help me.
As far as I'm concerned, anyone who takes eight years of their life in order to learn how to do something and earn a piece of paper that will let them do it obviously takes too much pleasure out of it.

For something like the Dramatic Arts *cough* that's fine, but a dentist? Especially with the sound a drill makes? And how fun it could be to just have that sound constantly looping as you lure your victims into the chair and the light and the drugs?

...I think I'd love to play a dentist. :twisted:
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Let me revive this dead thread by making a quick statement:

I MISS MY TITLE (WAH! WAH!)
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I knew I would inevitably miss somebody who was posting enough to get a title. It's like when you drop a glass on the floor: no matter how careful you are, two days later you will find a frighteningly large shard you missed. (If you're lucky, you won't find it by stepping on it.)

Better, Wade?
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I'd like to see him try to "sink" a cube.
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Old 02-03-2006, 11:06 PM
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I love it! Many thanks sir. And, e, you can't sink cubes. They float. You have to melt them.
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I'd like to see him try to "sink" a cube.
as far as I know sugar cubes solve in water :wink:
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Whearas a borg cube would probably sink if you added a couple of airholes and a water hole or two...
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Shoulda seen that coming...
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Shoulda seen that coming. *facepalm*
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