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Old 08-03-2003, 01:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:swear: Why has it been so long since they updated. there's been about a dozen enterprises they haven't parrodied yet.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm curious. Did you join this forum for the sole purpose about ranting over update delays? After all, this IS your first post [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It is, and he did. That post was eight minutes after he joined.

Anyway, try the "Juli 31" thread. There are a lot of excuses there... Or actually, there aren't. [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Uh-oh, looks like the natives are getting restless.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-03-2003, 07:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No, we're the natives, and we're restful and understanding. He's an interloper, and not making himself any friends.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't be hard on him, guys. With the way I've screwed 5ME up this year, I'm in no position to object to frustration from the readers.

Captain Pat: There's an update coming later today. It doesn't include [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] fivers, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway. I'll be trying to catch up as much as possible in the remainder of the month.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't be so hard on [iost_uid0]yourself[/iost_uid0] Zeke. You don't owe anyone anything. This is supposed to be a fun project for you and all of us. We're a community and you're the head. Don't feel bad if you're 'just not in the mood' to start writing. We'll still love you. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I agree with Celeste. Zeke, you haven't "screwed up" with this site in any way. It's no fault of yours if you actually have a life, unlike some of us here (i.e. yours truly). We're all having fun here, and there's no need to stress anyone up.


After all... this is supposed to be where we get to wind down and run away from the real world And yes Zeke, we will always love you! [cue fangirl squealing][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I will agree with both of the above (as soon as I can find a bandwagon emoticon, of course ). After all, this site is free for all, and it's entirely maintained by volunteerism (or whatever word you want to use there).

But [bost_uid0]taya[/bost_uid0], I suggest you tone down on the fangirlism. Zeke isn't too fond of that stuff.[/colorost_uid0]

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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]But [bost_uid0]taya[/bost_uid0], I suggest you tone down on the fangirlism. Zeke isn't too fond of that stuff.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah it's a joke no-one will get because they're not familiar with fangirls screaming over their hongkong pop idols "we'll love you forever!" In Mandarin. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I believe Zeke may be trying to turn the other cheek, or something.

Or possibly he has an overactive guilt complex.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]It's no fault of yours if you actually have a life, unlike some of us here (i.e. yours truly).[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Now where did you get this crazy idea that I have a life?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's a persistent rumour. Although, I personally adhere to the time-dilation anomaly theory.

Lord knows that time goes SOMEWHERE. It was mere minutes ago that there was a month before my sister's reception. Now it's about two weeks.

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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Uh-oh, looks like the natives are getting restless.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yep, and John Sheridan is our leader. He offered us pizza too.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Reading posts that're full of [bost_uid0]fangirlism[/bost_uid0] is the
main reason why I still visit this Forum.
[bost_uid0]*brief pause*[/bost_uid0]
That is all. You can go home now.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Here's a hint CP - if Zeke issues a date for [iost_uid0]anything[/iost_uid0], just ignore it. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred it's a blatant lie. Personally I wonder why he still bothers, but for some unfathomable reason he does.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I blame it on the economy, which is a result of the war.

It's not only 5MV fivers that are suddenly stopping, so it can't just be Zeke... *cough*

Psst, Nan, this is our chance take over...

Wait, public forum.

Umm...I was kidding. Yeah. Heh heh. *sweatdrop*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]FOOL! You've revealed the plan!

39 lashes for you. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No fair! I demand 47![/colorost_uid0]
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun.
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:01 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Fool! Can't you recognize the B5 references when you see them? [/colorost_uid0]
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