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Old 09-29-2003, 04:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Look, mommy Lexus! Look! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You're a moron.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 08:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: YAY! I killed me some Minbari!

A: Why do you always disturb me on important moments?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Stop sitting there drinking coffee, the Borg, Big Bad AND Cigarette Smoking Man are attacking!


A: Ask an answer, get a question.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] To quote Delenn, "Explain the plot of this to me again..."

[Just re-watched the episode again yesterday... go me!]

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Popcorn and Daffy Duck.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:23 AM
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A: Hobbit-wobbits are sooo cutey-wootey![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Legolas, if you say anything more retarded than the usual, I swear I will personally impale you upon the sharp end of Anduril!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Come here, handsome![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:31 AM
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such windows as...



A: Just in time, too![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm here for John Sheridan's funeral... is the bugger dead yet?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Does it look like I know?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?



A: I cant see why you cant see why.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean you can't see why? See why WHAT?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My taskbar keeps popping out and saying hello; I can't stop it!

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?[/quoteost_uid0]

Horrible, maybe. Inhuman, definitely (I'm an alien lifeform, remember...). Scum? [bost_uid0]*TWHAP*[/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What horribly mundane trivial task have you insisted on my using my tragically overpowered android brain to accomplish this time? By the way, did I mention that I hate life?

A: Are you kidding me? Not only is it true, it's a law of the universe![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs [iost_uid0]very[/iost_uid0] far away:

A: It depends. Is he cute?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 06:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you go out with that Sa'ar dork?

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[quoteost_uid0]s it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs very far away:[/quoteost_uid0]

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A: Somehow we all ended up the same motel in the middle of a desert.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How come all the characters from the Group Adaptive Story met eachother again, six years after the story?

A: The Minbari are working together with the Suliban.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-29-2003, 08:22 PM
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:23 PM
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