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10-18-2003, 06:44 AM
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 ost_uid0]Here are "Impulse" and "Exile," as teased. I'm declaring this both Friday's and Saturday's update, because I'm going to get onto that damn earlier-in-the-day schedule if it kills me.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction 
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10-18-2003, 08:27 AM
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ost_uid0]I can't open them. Looks like they're not on the server yet, because the URL looks right.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 12:02 PM
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ost_uid0]I'm getting the same problem.. Fix it Zeke!!!! I need fivers to liiiiive!!!Edit: I found them on Trektoday Now when they least expect it.. I make my getaway![/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 12:21 PM
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ost_uid0]maybe actualy uploading them to the site is sunday's update    (pleeease dont hurt me)Incidently in the mean time you can read them at trek nation here and here Edit 1: to add the links Edit 2: Oops i didnt see your edit Cele, now lets see if i can find a reason for a third edit  Edit 3: just for the heck of it.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 02:04 PM
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ost_uid0]I wanted to read them here, but I can't wait for the UL (life is short! ), so I went to Trek Nation. The Klein bottle joke has got to be one of the absolute best I've ever seen in a fiver. :lol: Kudos!Now upload the stupid fivers already so I can come back and contribute to the hit count![/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 02:15 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]the stupid fivers[/quoteost_uid0]Sacrilege! [quote ost_uid0]Archer: Actually, Phlox is about to leave too. He's making some sort of house call for this creepy L.A. law firm.[/quoteost_uid0]Nice catch.  [quote ost_uid0]Archer: I'm sure Travis will understand.Sato: Aha! The real Captain Archer would never mention Travis! Tarquin: Okay, I admit it -- I'm not very good at impersonating people.[/quote ost_uid0]Indeed [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: That's odd. Power just went out all over the ship.Archer: Rats! I knew we shouldn't have used the same hydroelectric system as the northeastern United States.[/quote ost_uid0] [quote ost_uid0]Computer: Warning: reactor overload in fifteen minutes. There will be no audio warnings, including this one.[/quoteost_uid0]Heh. Great fivers, even though they're not uploaded yet.  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 03:28 PM
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ost_uid0]I was [b ost_uid0]so[/bost_uid0] sure I uploaded them... all the other Enterprise pages were uploaded...They're up now. Sorry for the delay.[/color ost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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10-18-2003, 03:38 PM
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ost_uid0]I've had to read the new [bost_uid0]ENT[/bost_uid0] fivers on the [bost_uid0]TrekToday[/bost_uid0]website also, but that's no big deal at all since I used to frequently read them there first & then pop over here to the [b ost_uid0]5MV[/bost_uid0] website in order to see what everyonehas to say about them on the Forum. Here are my favorite lines [b ost_uid0]Exile:[/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Phlox:[/bost_uid0] My scans show nothing unusual, Ensign. You're healthy -- and sexy.Can I get a, [b ost_uid0]"HELL YEAH!" ?[/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Reed:[/bost_uid0] It's no good, sir -- we can't go any farther. We've already taken moredamage than we can believably repair by next week. That guy has never watched [b ost_uid0]Voyager[/bost_uid0] before, has he?[b ost_uid0]Tarquin:[/bost_uid0] Would you at least reconsider the slinky dresses you keep wearing?Can I get a, [b ost_uid0]"HELL NO!" ?[/bost_uid0]And a few from [b ost_uid0]Impulse:[/bost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] T'Pol, wait here with Hawkins and try not to go any insaner.[b ost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] I resent that. Know what else I resent? Parmesan twilight.Maybe she should try some cheddar instead. [b ost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] Sweet holy SURAK, I need a fruit pie![b ost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] Okay, I don't want to shoot you, but I grill. Arrgh, now you've got medoing it. :lol: That joke had me crying! I also liked the [b ost_uid0]Ship of the Dead[/bost_uid0] reference.Excellent job [b ost_uid0]Z! *thunderous applause*[/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 03:40 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reed: We've located the Seleya. It's surrounded by asteroids which are apparently flying drunk.Mayweather: That's the first thing they tell you not to do in flight school! Boy, does that get me madd.[/quote ost_uid0]Heehee. [quote ost_uid0]Archer: Any luck communicating with that Vulcan we captured?T'Pol: He wasn't too clear about what happened, but apparently it had a lot to do with brains.[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: No! You're just gleaming to shut me upsilon! You've always evaporated Vulcans, right from the start! Sweet holy SURAK, I need a fruit pie![/quoteost_uid0]:lol: Hilarious gibberish! [quote ost_uid0]Sato: That doesn't answer my question at all!Mysterious Voice: I wouldn't be much of a mysterious voice if I did.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: [quote ost_uid0]Archer: I figured. Porthos's water dish just got twisted into a Klein bottle and he wants me to tell him whether the water's inside or outside it.[/quoteost_uid0]:lol: :lol: What a goofy mental image! [quote ost_uid0]Sato: Stock sci-fi clips... proof of President Clark's misdeeds... nothing useful... EEP! Xindi!Tarquin: Awww, you saw one? All I've gotten so far is this big eye that just stares at me.[/quote ost_uid0]Heheheh. "Captain Cool the Coolster"? Silly stuff.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 04:15 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Captain's Starlog: Hoshi's back. So's Phlox, who keeps complaining about some kind of bite he got while he was away.[/quoteost_uid0]Four weeks from now on an all new Enterprise.... I was surprised to see Billingsly on Angel. I wasn't aware he was making a guest appearence. Great fivers, Zeke. As always.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 08:32 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Tarquin:[/bost_uid0] What do you see?[b ost_uid0]Sato:[/bost_uid0] Stock sci-fi clips... proof of President Clark's misdeeds... nothing useful... EEP! Xindi![b ost_uid0]Tarquin:[/bost_uid0] Awww, you saw one? All I've gotten so far is this big eye that just stares at me. [/quoteost_uid0]*snirk* Great, now I need a LotR fix. [quote ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Sato:[/bost_uid0] I will. Tell all my friends and Phlox I'll miss them.[b ost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] Actually, Phlox is about to leave too. He's making some sort of house call for this creepy L.A. law firm.[b ost_uid0]Sato:[/bost_uid0] Really? Tell him to say hi to Wesley for me in ancient Coptic. [/quoteost_uid0]Note to self: obtain latest Angel episode. (Lousy packed Thursday night television and lack of WB affiliate....)[/color ost_uid0]
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10-18-2003, 09:59 PM
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ost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: I figured. Porthos's water dish just got twisted into a Klein bottle and he wants me to tell him whether the water's inside or outside it.[/quoteost_uid0]:lol: :lol: What a goofy mental image![/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Ah, but is it a [iost_uid0]Lego[/iost_uid0] Klein bottle? [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: Well, before we decide, let's get to the bridge so we can repatriate weasels.----------- T'Pol: Okay, okay. I can be calm. I can [i ost_uid0]BADGERS![/iost_uid0] be calm.[/quote ost_uid0]Mustelidae roam. [quote ost_uid0]Archer: T'Pol, we killed that zombie two minutes ago. You can stop kicking it in the crotch any time now.T'Pol: Ex-boyfriend. [/quote ost_uid0]Heh. BRAAAAAIIINS! [quote ost_uid0]Sato: [iost_uid0]There and Back Again: A Tbohbi's Holiday?[/iost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0]Heh heh heh.[quote ost_uid0]Sato: Unless you try to keep me here like some Roman dictator.[/quote ost_uid0]Or a Bluebeard. [/colorost_uid0]
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10-19-2003, 10:13 PM
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ost_uid0]Great job, Zeke.Loved the Tolkien references. Â I also liked: [quote ost_uid0]Archer: Hi! Good news: we're leaving you here for the rest of the mission.Sato: What? I don't even get to say goodbye to my friends and Phlox? Archer: I'm sure Travis will understand. Sato: Aha! The real Captain Archer would never mention Travis! Tarquin: Okay, I admit it -- I'm not very good at impersonating people.[/quote ost_uid0]Keep up the good work. Â [/colorost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 01:56 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Not yet. Maybe I'll remember his voice.Vulcan Zombie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS! [/quote ost_uid0]This reminds me of that KillFrog cartoon about the castrated dog.... has anyone else seen that? [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: You FOOL! You incompetent pitchfork! [/quoteost_uid0]:howls: I have a new insult to add to my repertoire! [quote ost_uid0]"Phlox": Will you feel more comfortable if I take a human form like this?Sato: Depends... can you do Marcus Cole? [/quote ost_uid0]Oh great, now I'm not going to be able to pay attention to my lectures for the next hour and a half! [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: That's odd. Power just went out all over the ship.Archer: Rats! I knew we shouldn't have used the same hydroelectric system as the northeastern United States. [/quote ost_uid0]WAHAHAHAHAHA! :wipes eyes: Zeke, those were great fivers. I especially loved all the LotR references and all the (underhand) B5 references. Great job! [/colorost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 02:42 AM
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ost_uid0]I'm shocked, Taya! For two fivers running you've seen [iost_uid0]Pirates of the Caribbean[/iost_uid0] references that weren't there, and now no comment on the one I did on purpose? [/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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10-20-2003, 04:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Okay Zeke, two things to get straight.One: My name is 17. [i ost_uid0]17[/iost_uid0], remember? I'm shocked. I thought you, as a DCer, would know. Two: [quote ost_uid0]Sato: Aw. I was hoping for pirates with a big chest of cursed gold or something. [/quote ost_uid0]Hmm, this looks like a PotC reference to me. I must be hallucinating again.... There, happy now? :lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 06:13 AM
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ost_uid0]Watch out Zeke, she might come after you for not calling her 17.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 06:41 AM
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ost_uid0]Geographically, she'll have to get through me first.*crosses fingers*[/color ost_uid0]
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