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Old 02-09-2006, 10:35 PM
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http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/b...pic.php?t=4997

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Old 02-09-2006, 10:42 PM
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Old 02-10-2006, 03:48 AM
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After I read those I made...

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Bah. I like the old garfield.

For some strange reason I liked it from the beginning.

Perhaps a bit less of Jon responding to garfield's thoughts, and more of him getting odd looks from garfield (Heck, a lot of it's actually pretty funny when done right.)

Like the snowmen from heck garfield occasionally errects on the lawn...
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:13 AM
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This was a neat idea.
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Old 02-12-2006, 04:12 AM
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Heh, you wouldn't need to change today's garfield.

That's got to suck, a spider tied to a ballon by it's own silk...
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This all reminds me of the Garfield Randomizer, something Owen introduced me to years ago when we were still at 3Sygma. It was a page that could pick Garfield panels at random and make a strip out of them. Owen's contention, which I agreed with, was that Garfield took on a real Zen quality if you randomized only the third panel. (In other words, Jon Stewart wouldn't have found it Zen-like at all. ZENG!)

Unfortunately, the page has been shut down by a cease-and-desist order from the syndicate. The best I can do is link you to this blog post, where you can download a zipfile of 50 strips produced by the Randomizer.
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Unfortunately, the page has been shut down by a cease-and-desist order from the syndicate.
*rubs eyes* Ouch, it sure has. It was a mistake to click the link to it. Guh, my eyes.

At least it gave a warning that it could induce seizures. Too bad I didn't stick around long enough to see what was actually on the page now.
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I've always kinda liked Garfield, but it never had enough depth for me. Which brings me to Calvin and Hobbes.
Is it me? Or are they just simply fantastic?
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I don't know, when it's Sunday morning and you wake up exhausted at 9 AM, is depth really necessary? :P
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I don't know, when it's Sunday morning and you wake up exhausted at 9 AM, is depth really necessary? :P
True.

I'm still indebted to KGM for introducing me to Pork Factor Nine, which I now can't find...
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Mwahahaha!

You can't find it because...

YOU STILL OWE ME!

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I like it. Jon seems even more like a loser.
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Mwahahaha!

You can't find it because...

YOU STILL OWE ME!

I'm so evil!
No. I can't find it because...

I DON'T REMEMBER THE URL!

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USe the Google, Valium! It's your only hope.
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Yes, vallium! Use the google and fall to the fox side of the force!
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No, that's Darth Vista!
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Who?
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