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Old 07-15-2006, 07:33 PM
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Old 07-15-2006, 08:00 PM
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Old 07-15-2006, 08:25 PM
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We should start some sort of tradition for these. Like trying to derail them into actual conversations about stuff, for instance.

For instance, I seem to have lost my avatar after trying to chage it and then realising that you can't any more. It's annoying, because I wanted to show off my lasted, Who-themed Catbert offering, but I can't actually use it, so I'm going to do it here instead.




Also, today I had pie.
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Old 07-15-2006, 08:35 PM
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No, we're not starting any traditions about these threads, because then I can't delete them. For example, unless PHJ moves the content of that post to some other thread, I can't delete this one now.
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:09 PM
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...Mwahahaha!

Sorry, had to be done.
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:47 PM
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Er. You ought to do something about not being able to delete things. *obvious statement* ._.;
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Old 07-15-2006, 10:18 PM
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Bloody vikings.

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SAVORY SPAM CRESCENTS

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 16 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Sandwiches

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
10 sl Bacon, cut in small pieces
1/4 c Finely chopped onion
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
- 12 oz
1 Egg, beaten
3 tb Grated Parmesan cheese
2 tb Chopped fresh parsley
2 tb Dijon-style mustard
1/8 t Pepper
2 pk Refrigerated crescent roll
-dough (8 oz)

Heat oven to 375'F. In skillet, cook bacon and onion until bacon is
crisp; drain. Stir in remaining ingredients except crescent roll
dough. Separate each package of crescent dough into 8 triangles.
Spread top half of each triangle with SPAM mixture; roll up. Place on
baking sheets. Bake 12-15 minutes or until golden brown.
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Bloody vikings.
Heh .
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Old 07-16-2006, 04:48 AM
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Er. You ought to do something about not being able to delete things. *obvious statement* ._.;
If I ought to do something, it's about making myself clear in posts. I'm capable of deleting the thread any time I want. (I've already deleted the user with extreme prejudice.) But PHJ put effort into his post here, so I can hardly delete it out of hand.
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Can you move individual posts? Unlike some spam threads, we didn't mock the spam itself, so you could just start collecting our responses into a single thread. Heck, since it happens at random intervals, make it a sticky. Sort of a "Best of 5M.net Spam Responses", if you will. On the other hand, it's your disision (stupid word, hard to spell right, can't do phonetically [ironically, phonetically isn't spelled phonetically]), so maybe you won't.

If you do though, may I sugest:

Collect Spam Responses: Bloody Vikings
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wait, wrong thread, sorry.
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If I ought to do something, it's about making myself clear in posts. I'm capable of deleting the thread any time I want. (I've already deleted the user with extreme prejudice.) But PHJ put effort into his post here, so I can hardly delete it out of hand.
Oh, good. :3

And E's got an idea there. Humorous spam threads!
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Old 07-16-2006, 09:47 PM
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You know, Zeke, I can't just be one of your nemeses (the others being Zuke (aka, you) and procrastination, obviously) in name only. I actually have to, y'know, do stuff once in a while. Besides, subverting the spam apeals to my Pythonesque side.

(Any chance of getting my avatar fiixed, by the by?)
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Lol, I always did enjoy the fact that Gmail gives you spam recipes in your spam folder. If only I could actually take some of those discount prescription drugs...
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:09 AM
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I only ever get the spam e-mails, sadly, and none of those terribly amusing scam ones from Nigeria.

(Hooray! It's all fixed! Although now I've got resize it as it's just too darn big.)
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I've got a few. I tried to dupe one once, but it didn't work
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:22 PM
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You probably scared them off when you started quoting Dickens and claiming you were eight hundred years old.

EDIT: And something else I can't figure - how'd you manage to get an avatar of those dimensions uploaded?
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:31 PM
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I'm guessing it was there already, and the forum software change loosened the size restriction and allowed it to expand. I've set it to 100x100 for new avatars, but vBulletin doesn't go in and apply that retroactively. I'd appreciate it if you did adjust your avatar, Valium; 100x100 is really as big as avatars should be.
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Old 07-24-2006, 09:29 AM
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Sheesh, you're such a square sometimes Zeke. No pi for you!
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Speaking of which - I honestly can't tell what Valium's avatar is supposed to be. Is it a mop, or a bunch of spaghetti?
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