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Old 10-30-2008, 08:33 PM
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:35 AM
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Since Reconstruction's over...

Y'all might as well get caught up on Red vs Blue. What you can't get there is on YouTube. Don't worry, it's only 100 episodes, two mini-series totalling 9 episodes, 19 episodes of Reconstruction, and 30 or so PSAs. (You don't really need to watch the PSAs to get the rest.) All you really need to understand Reconstruction (which is fantastic) is a couple seasons of Blood Gulch Chronicles and the two mini-series (Out of Mind and Recovery One, in that order).

Why yes, I am pimping RvB everywhere nowadays.
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:21 AM
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http://www.dilbert.com/animation/

Dilbert strips animated. I suppose you could've guessed that from the address, huh?
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:08 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am3jc...eature=related

The Lumberjack Song as performed by Monty Python set to images from Ranma 1/2. It's fun!
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Old 11-14-2008, 04:07 AM
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Moskau buffalaxed. Lyrics are in places a little... explicit? Perhaps not for the easily upset, or those with taste in music. >.>
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:43 AM
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=493630

The guys over at the Straight Dope forums are compiling quite the list of geek jokes. If you don't feel like browsing both pages I'll compile the best (in my opinion) here:
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f(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions".

f '(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says "Sorry, we don't cater for functions". (This may look like the same joke, but it's not; it's derivative humour.)
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An engineer walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He runs out, grabs a bucket of water and throws it on the fire.

A physicist walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He calculates the exact amount of water needed to put the fire out, runs out, gets the water and throws it on the fire.

A mathematician walks into a room and spots a fire in a trash can. He calculates the exact amount of water needed to put the fire out, then walks out of the room because the problem is essentially solved.
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To an optimist the glass is half full.
To a pessimist the glass is half empty.
To an engineer the glass is twice the size it should be.
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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog sked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:00 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXWQIiFxjbc

Vreenak's Big Fake-Out. Just watch, you won't be disappointed, I promise.
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Old 12-12-2008, 11:55 AM
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http://stargate-sg1-solutions.com/blog/?p=720

It's sad that Daniel Jackson won't be a part of Stargate Universe, but the following quote was great. Regarding a desire to have Vala as well...

Hes a gun-wielding archeaologist! Shes a hot alien thief! THEY FIGHT CRIME!!!
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:18 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZPY...eature=channel

The Star Trek XI trailer. So, yeah...
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Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Old 01-05-2009, 03:15 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHAZ...eature=related

Apparently someone was irked that Riker keeps sitting on control consoles. Witness the results!
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:45 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3dG...eature=related

Clips of the first actress who was cast as Captain Janeway. You may be interested.
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:20 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Zhoesi7cg

Clips from the Star Trek XI trailer set to the Smallville theme song. I'm a big fan of Smallville, so this tickled me.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:18 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4LP...eature=channel

As a longtime fan of the Floating Hands animations, of course this one tickled me. You're gonna love the trick ending.
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Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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Old 01-21-2009, 06:10 PM
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http://www.dreadgazebo.com/index.php...=article&sid=8

The tale of Eric and the Gazebo. I never did any tabletop RPGs, but I have friends who do, so this story amused me.
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:27 PM
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Yep, that's a classic. Another of my favourites is the Head of Vecna. And Al Bruno III has a whole bunch of great RPG-hell stories in his Binder of Shame. By the way, although I love RPG humour, I've never role-played either -- though I have friends who do, including Sa'ar.

In other news... WHAT DO THEY THINK WILL HAPPEN?
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Out me as a nerd, why doncha...?

I've never gamed with a group as profoundly stupid as some of those, but I've seen something close.

Then there's the fact my dice hate me...
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:39 PM
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You run the Babylon 5 section of a website. That ship has sailed, my friend.
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For the sake of something to post...

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/retrosciencefiction/

Some of them will have disappeared in the meantime, but there's still some excellent stuff on there.
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It's the Sokumenzu Generator! This thing will take a word and show you another word it might look like from the side if the letters were constructed in a certain... well, it's easier just to try it and see.
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