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Old 08-21-2004, 12:42 AM
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Ahh yes the good ole Doc...

7. "Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about name calling." (Basics pt 2)

6. "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!" (Twisted)

5. "I was inspired by the presence of a master" (Basics pt 2, to Seska on deception)

4. "Are you trying to give me an arterial occlusion?" (the doc as B'Elanna, Renaissance)

3. "Traditionally one crawls in head first" Doc to EMH 2 (Message in a Bottle)

2. "I swear this oathe by APollo Physician, by Asclepius, by Heath and by all the gosds and goddesses. In whatsoever place that I enter, I will enter to help the sick and heal the injured...and I will do no harm." (Darkling, I could almost do that by memory! Scary!)

and the number one Doc quote would be:
1. "Defensive mechanisms can come in many forms... perhaps if you looked for the root cause-" lol the expression when he gets muted is priceless! (Displaced)

edit ok I found one more but I had to add it!
Tuvok, I understand,
You are a Vulcan man,
You have just gone without
For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way
To load a hypospray.
I will give you the sign,
Just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging,
Synapses blazing.
It's all very illogical! (LOL Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy) go here for more and to listen to the clip of that song! http://www.uss-voyager.bravepages.co...emh_wisdom.htm

Top 7 Neelix quotes.
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Old 08-21-2004, 09:11 AM
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Top 7 Neelix quotes

7. It won't kill you.
6. It may not taste good, but it's good for you.
5. It won't kill you.
4. We are out of coffee.
3. It won't kill you.
2. Everyone is out of replacator rations, so Grub Root Porridge for everyone!
1. It won't kill you, just give you gas.

Me sleepy, some1 else do real 1!
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:00 AM
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Opium didn`t set the new topic, so I will...


(warning - this top 7 list might be funny. *thwaps self* it will never happen again!)


Ahem...


Top 7 Quotes from Last Saturday`s IRC chatlog! :twisted:


7.
Pinty!
I said Pinty!
He`s half a Quarty.
Beerish fellow.

6.
* Seventeen considers what weapon to use on Pointy
A harpoon
* Seventeen thwaps Pointy with a battleaxe
Ooo good choice

5.
Pointy brings out the animal in me!

4.
I'm madly in love with Zeke!

3.
PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/CPHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C PHJ/C

2.
* Seventeen kidnaps NAH and takes him to her love nest in the mountains!
NOO
Nooo!
o_O
* catalina sobs.
Does it have central heating?


and, finally, the number one...


1.
This chat is very disturbing


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:14 AM
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so what's the next list?

Hmmmmmm??????
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:37 AM
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Top 7 ways of Zeke killing Sab for typing 6 consecutive question marks? :twisted: :twisted:
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:39 AM
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Does it work the same way with multiple twisted smilies nic? :twisted: :mrgreen: :wink:
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Old 08-28-2004, 01:29 AM
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Nope! :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Oh, alright... Your Top 7 Favourite Songs
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Old 08-28-2004, 01:54 AM
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7. "Front Porch Looking In"

6. "I wanna Live"

5. "Live like you were dying"

4. "I melt"

3. "You're my best friend"

2. "Let's be us again"

1. "I miss Mayberry"

(yes they are all country songs!)

Top 7 reasons to vote Alexia.

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Old 08-28-2004, 03:33 AM
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*ahem* Top 7 Reasons to Vote Alexia

7. She takes bribes.

6. Her campaign partner wrote a song about Janeway.

5. She's going to give out free pies if you vote for her.

4. She makes neato campaign posters AND 500 posts badges.

3. There will be no evil alien Nazis.

2. Kryptonite!

1. Janeway and B'Elanna will each have their shot at kicking some Archer ass.

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Old 08-28-2004, 01:19 PM
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7. Zeke: Top 7 favorite pies.

6. 17: Top 7 ways to torture PHJ

5. Opium: Top 7 ways to get TopHatMan in a thread.

4. KatyJane: Top 7 forum ships.

3. Fuyu: Top 7 ways to get your post count to 500 in two months.

2. Alexia: Top 7 Janeway Episodes.

1. Nan: Top 7 ways to be mysterious.
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Old 08-28-2004, 02:27 PM
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Oooo, great list!


What should the next list be about now?
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*Is totally loving the last 2 lists* :mrgreen: :wink:
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3. Fuyu: Top 7 ways to get your post count to 500 in two months.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I might actually write that in my spare time one of these days. :lol:
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sorry I wrote that last list in a hurry. Um the next list is:

Top 7 favorite ways Trip has gone topless.
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7. The Ferengi board the ship, so Trip takes off his shirt.

6. Port warp nacelle starts malfunctioning, so clearly Trip has to take off his shirt to seal it.

5. It`s the episode 16 of the fourth season, and that clearly requires Trip to take off his shirt.

4. Hoshi sneezes, and Trip sympatethically takes off his shirt and gives it to her to wipe her nose.

3. The Suliban kidnap Archer and demand ransom. Trip offers his shirt, they accept.

2. Trip loses one pip which means his uniform is in violation of Starfleet rank protocol. There is a spare uniform in his quarters, but he decides to just take off his shirt.


and


1. The environmental controls go wild and the ship becomes terribly, tropically hot, everyone is sweating like crazy. Trip briefly considers taking off his shirt, but decides against it. :twisted:


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7. 99 Luftballons by Nina
6. The score of the movie 'Chicago'
5. American Psycho by Treblecharger
4. Dancing Queen by Abba
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
2. Naveed by Our Lady Peace
1. 4am by Our Lady Peace

Top Seven Non-Rock Fave Tunes
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7: Too Bad by Nickleback
6: Blue by Effle 65
5: Can't touch this by MC hammer
4: Macho Man by The Village People
3: The score from Star Trek: The motion picture
2: My Music Class
1: The entire song list from "Mamma Mia!" (with the exception of I do, I do, I do, I do, which was terible compaired to the original)
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Top 7 Reasons to vote for me for Exec Prod!
7) I'll have episodes released at the same time in all countries WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS! that means not for Wimbledon, the Antiques Roadshow, NOTHING! (sorry, I live in GB - BBC are b*****ds)
6) I'll sack Troi
5)I'll kill off Data's obsession with synonyms
4) I'll kill off Wesley....again
3) I'll put in crossovers which aren't just crossover-fests
2) I'll make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the Federation
And finally:
1) I'll get in even if you don't vote for me and morph Star Trek into Blake's 7.....
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