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Old 06-10-2010, 07:30 AM
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Default June 10 (5MVG: Five-Minute Prince of Persia)

Hmm. I've taken several stabs at this blurb now, but nothing quite feels right. Too much talk, too little... you know what? I'm just gonna throw it to you.

Five-Minute Prince of Persia.

Mind the spikes.
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:10 AM
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Why no "Narrator:" speaker tags for comments that actually interact with the characters? I thought we only did the italic "Captain's Log" thing for things that the characters don't actually hear.

No "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives" joke? Really?

May I recommend Yahtzee's reviews of the series?
mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes nateurally to him.

mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.

Sa'ar Chasm on the forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.

Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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Old 06-10-2010, 12:32 PM
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Prince: It looks exactly the same. Well, I guess the colours are different.
It's a palace swap.
ARRRRGH! It hurts! It hurts!

Great fiver, Zeke. I don't think I ever finished that game either. I had a friend who cheated and I remember watching the ending on his computer, but I don't think I ever did. I remember liking the fluidity of the motion, but yeah, the controls took some getting used to.

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"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:18 AM
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Prince: Aha! A sword! Somebody was pretty sloppy to leave this lying around.
Sword: They assumed the traps would kill anyone before they got here. And they were right.
Prince: Hey, I got here.
Sword: You're an undying freak.
*cumulative snerk*

Metroids: SKREE
Prince: Oh, come on!
*another cumulative snerk*
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