The Five-Minute Forums  

Go Back   The Five-Minute Forums > FiveMinute.net > News
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 09-05-2003, 04:16 PM
Zeke's Avatar
Zeke Zeke is offline
The lens that flares in the night
Administrator
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ottawa, ON
Posts: 3,398
Send a message via ICQ to Zeke Send a message via AIM to Zeke Send a message via Yahoo to Zeke
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Zeke here with some very cool news: today is the second birthday of 5MV's first official subsite, Marc Richard's Five-Minute Next Generation. Â That means 5MV has now been around longer with it than without it, a fact I'm still trying to process. Â I don't need to tell you all what a contribution Marc's made to the site, in content and pretty much everything else. Â Suffice it to say I couldn't be prouder to see 5MNG hit the two-year mark.


And as we always do at 5MV when something big comes up, we're gonna have some fun with this. Â Welcome to [bost_uid0]Next Generation Week: The Next Generation[/bost_uid0]! Â (The first Next Gen Week was back in February/March 2002, and longtime readers will remember that it concluded with Derek Dean's first fiver.) Â For the next seven update days, we'll have at least one new fiver for you every day. Â Most are by the master (Marcster?) himself, but you'll see a couple of cameo appearances too. Â To start things off, here's Five-Minute "Too Short a Season," by Marc.


(PS: Two quick notes. Â One, my email is still down, thank you very much Lycos. Â Two, as a result, the next update letter will be delayed until it's back up. Â I could mail from another address, but I don't have my mailing list....)[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short

[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 09-05-2003, 04:51 PM
Derek's Avatar
Derek Derek is offline
Dean of misderektion
Senior Staff
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sector 001
Posts: 1,106
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Jameson: I'm also benefiting from a trip I made last week to the famous Briar Patch Health Spa.
Picard: I've never heard of it.
Jameson: You will.

Jameson: I like to think of us as "the arsenal of freedom."

Anne: You're not kidding. When I last saw him, the rascal was jumping up and down on the bed.[/quoteost_uid0]
::groans at that last one::

Great fiver, Marc, but you really should have put some reference to current day events in it....

Edit: By the way, congrats on two years. I haven't written a 5MNG fiver in a while, but until recently that was still the section I had the most fivers published in. (Finally pushed the number of my 5MD fivers past the number of my 5MNG fivers.)[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-05-2003, 05:53 PM
NAHTMMM's Avatar
NAHTMMM NAHTMMM is offline
Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
Posts: 2,961
Send a message via Yahoo to NAHTMMM
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Lots of great references throughout this one.

[quoteost_uid0]Jameson: With good reason. I once resolved a similar crisis on Mordan IV. The hostages were set free precisely five minutes before the civil war started.
Data: Should one infer anything from this fortuitous timing?
Jameson: No.[/quoteost_uid0]
Heheheh. Marc's getting downright historical, I see...

[quoteost_uid0]Crusher: He's putting his life in danger. There's no telling how far back he'll regress towards early youth.
Anne: You're not kidding. When I last saw him, the rascal was jumping up and down on the bed.[/quoteost_uid0]
*sniggers*

[quoteost_uid0]Jameson: It was my reward for negotiating the release of some hostages being held there by a radical faction called the Anti-Grup Liberation Foolie.[/quoteost_uid0]
Marc's convinced me: there ought to be a real political party with "Foolie" in its name.[/colorost_uid0]

__________________
My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list

Yup

“There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-05-2003, 05:56 PM
Marc's Avatar
Marc Marc is offline
Seeing what's out there
Former Staff
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 514
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0]>> you really should have put some reference to current day events in it.... <<

There will be several of those in some of the fivers coming up over the next week. Have fun spotting them.

>> Edit: By the way, congrats on two years. I haven't written a 5MNG fiver in a while, but until recently that was still the section I had the most fivers published in. (Finally pushed the number of my 5MD fivers past the number of my 5MNG fivers.) <<

Looking forward to your next venture back to the subsite where your fivers first got published, when you get a free moment from your duties running your shiny new subsite! (proudly wipes away a tear and sniffles) I guess they all grow up and move away from home eventually....[/colorost_uid0]
__________________
Marc
5MNG Section Head
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-05-2003, 09:58 PM
Nan Nan is offline
Gatekeeper
Exosite Head
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The 'Ship-Free Zone.
Posts: 1,455
Send a message via ICQ to Nan Send a message via Yahoo to Nan
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woo! Congratulations, Marc!

Ah, Next Gen. It has a special place in my heart.[/colorost_uid0]
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-05-2003, 11:23 PM
mudshark's Avatar
mudshark mudshark is offline
Is he ever gonna hit Krazy Kat, or what?
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: UMRK
Posts: 1,738
Default

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In addition to those mentioned above, bits I liked:
[quoteost_uid0]
Picard: I'm surprised that Karnas isn't able to handle this hostage situation on his own. He is, after all, the one who unified the planet after forty years of civil war.
Riker: Perhaps he made too many enemies in the process.
Jameson: Quite possible. It's easy to dislike a man whose motto is, "Peace through superior firepower."
--------------
Anne: The real reason? Oh, my goodness -- so that's what happened to my hormone-replacement pills!
Jameson: I didn't think you'd notice.
Anne: Not notice that the bottle suddenly went from full to empty?
Jameson: Not notice that those weren't peanuts I was eating yesterday while watching the news.
[/quoteost_uid0]

Happy 2-year, Marc and 5MNG!

Also, from the 5MNG main page:
[quoteost_uid0]Currently in progress: That would be telling.[/quoteost_uid0] [/colorost_uid0]
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:45 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.