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Old 12-05-2004, 10:07 PM
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Default Come one, come all, it's caroling time...

On ST.com, a bunch of us got together and wrote a little something for Christmas time...

So may I present to you,

The 12 Days of Star Trek. After this, someone can pick a new Christmas carol and we can all ST-fy it, and so on and so forth.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A starship in a black hole!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starshipo in a black hole!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!


On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
11 holodecks,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hole!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 'shippers squealing,
11 holodecks,
10 replicators,
9 Hirogen hunters,
8 phaser rifles,
Seven's nanoprobes,
6 blood pies,
5 TRANSWARP HUUUUUUBS!
4 androids,
3 warp cores breaching,
2 birds-of-prey,
and a starship in a black hooooooooooooole!
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:24 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:39 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: Come one, come all, it's caroling time...

Quote:
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Seven's nanoprobes,
That's my favorite :mrgreen:
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:57 AM
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Hehehe... thanks, guys.

If I remeber correctly, I was responsible for 3 warp cores breaching, 5 transwarp hubs, 10 replicators, and of course, 12 'shippers squealing. :wink:

Now, what's next?

"Jingle bells...

burnt post roast smells"? :wink:
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:56 AM
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Warping towards home
With a starship for a sleigh
Away from stew we run
Gagging all the way
(Gag! Gag! Gag!)
A Borg cube we see
Causing bright red light
Oh what fun to run away
From assimilation's fright!



(...erm, ran out of gas here. Help anyone? )
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Old 12-06-2004, 04:42 AM
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OHHHH,

Jingle Bells,
Burnt pot roast smells,
Neelix stole an egg.


Cah-rap. Stuck. :P
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Old 12-07-2004, 03:34 AM
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la la la
lala la la
la la la la!

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Old 12-07-2004, 03:52 AM
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Okay, we'll take a break from Jingle Bells for a minute, and all the J/Cers in the vicinity can gather round for the bett4r version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer... :3

There was Picard and Crusher,
Riker and Troi.
Paris and Torres,
Worf and Dax.
But do you recall...
The most famous Trek 'ship of all...

Ja-aneway and Chakotay,
If they only had just kissed!
We-e, the poor, dear audience,
All this pain we could have missed.
It's really quite unnerving,
Since they make such a cute pair.
Why didn't wedding bells ring?
How could no producer care!?

Then one gloomy writing night,
Braga came to say,
"I've got an idea, that's right!
Seven, Chakotay, they'll kiss tonight!"

But that 'ship's not here to stay!
One day everyone will see...
Ja-aneway and Chakotay,
THIS IS HOW THINGS SHOULD JUST BE!


*takes a bow* :P
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oo! let's do Frosty the Snowman next!
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Daaaaaata The Android!
Was a very cool machine!
But then he went
and blew up
aboard Shiiiiiiinzon's ship...

I'm out of ideas now
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:21 AM
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Daaata the android!
Likes to sing about his cat!
But the crew gets just a little bored,
And would rather...


...*thinks*

And would rather... be crushed flat!

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