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Old 10-31-2004, 08:04 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 06:14 PM
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Old 10-31-2004, 09:44 PM
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Old 11-01-2004, 05:09 AM
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A: I'd take a look at the logs.
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:34 AM
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Q: What did they say about me when I wasn't there last week?

A: She must have has one too many skittles
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Old 11-01-2004, 01:32 PM
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:18 PM
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Old 11-01-2004, 11:30 PM
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Old 11-02-2004, 10:35 AM
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Old 11-02-2004, 02:09 PM
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A: Well, it's the biggest one I've ever seen
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Old 11-02-2004, 11:40 PM
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Old 11-04-2004, 12:19 AM
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A: Why *hic* do *hic* you *hic* ask *hic* ?


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Old 11-04-2004, 01:34 AM
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:24 AM
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:27 AM
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Q: Where's the best place for me to find a replacement arm for my taxidermied Naussican?


A: Zeke, with the phaser, in the engine room.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too.
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:32 AM
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:50 AM
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(maybe you need to be a fan of Calvin and Hobbes to get that one...)


A: You really should NOT get drunk. Ever.
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