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Old 03-19-2005, 11:03 PM
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Q: So what did Bill Gates say again in Corporate Macbeth?
A: I am the eggman (woo!), they are the eggmen (woo!) I am the walrus, Cuckoo K'choo!
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Old 03-20-2005, 03:23 AM
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A: That's a mouthful.
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Old 03-20-2005, 06:11 AM
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A: Philnia.
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:00 PM
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A: Defibrillator.
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Old 03-20-2005, 08:25 PM
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Old 03-21-2005, 03:09 AM
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A: Harry, only 3 more points until you get a promotion
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:59 AM
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A: That's enough out of you!
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Old 03-21-2005, 06:41 AM
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A: Yes, I did! Don't deny it! DX
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:40 AM
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A: Yummy, carrot-flavoured chocolate!
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Old 03-21-2005, 12:03 PM
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Q: Honey, what were in these packages? I hope you saved some for me.

A: Woman see chocolate, wise man move out of way
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:01 AM
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A: Just a little, yes.
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:55 PM
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A: What? Nobody squaredances in the Alps, you idiot!
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Old 03-23-2005, 12:17 AM
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Q: Due to the incident in which someone fell off that cliff last year, we will no longer sponsor the annual Squaredancing in the Alps contest.

A: Only 4
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:27 AM
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A: No pie for you!
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Old 03-23-2005, 05:39 AM
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A: GRRRR! Take these chopsticks away and give me a fork! I'm eating pie for crying out loud!
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Old 03-25-2005, 02:52 AM
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A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well, maybe.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:06 AM
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:12 AM
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A: Go away.
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Old 03-25-2005, 09:55 PM
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A: Captain, we are out of Duct tape
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Old 03-26-2005, 03:30 AM
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