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Old 02-08-2006, 06:55 AM
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Q: I'd like to inquire about this "Superchat Sunday"?


A: Down the hall, and to the left.
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:41 AM
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Q: Where is the room for the 5 minute complaints? I want to make a complaint on the 5 minute nagging room.

A: Procede to the 5 minute answers room after submitting your question
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:06 AM
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Q: After I sumbit my question, and I wasit five minutes, where should I go for the answer.


A: It's only been 4.7 minutes so far.
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Old 02-08-2006, 10:44 AM
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Q: According to fiver relativistics...bad puns bend time and space...I told you that yesterday haven't I?


A: No I am not doing this....NO WAY!
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:38 PM
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Q: Will you insult Karl?
A: Consult the Orb of Useless Riddles!
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:22 PM
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A: Ummmm, look! *Sprints off*
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:35 PM
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Q: I'll ask you again, Vedek, where is the Orb?!

A: The Orb Of The Not-Quite-Emissary!
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Old 02-09-2006, 07:00 AM
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Q: So, what kind of junk do you sell at this cheap Orb-Shack here, anyways?


A: Knick-knacks!
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Old 02-09-2006, 09:08 PM
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:02 AM
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:10 AM
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Old 02-10-2006, 06:52 PM
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Q: Who will take the blame for the downtimes of 5MN? (not that there have been much of those lately...)
A: I was woken by my cat.
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Old 02-10-2006, 09:11 PM
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Old 02-10-2006, 09:49 PM
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Q: I can't leave now... I have an uh... anti-appointment.


A: 2:00, gotta hurry!
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:34 PM
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A: if I dont get it tomorrow I will really be angry!
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Old 02-11-2006, 03:17 AM
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A: All up the walls, on the fall, and over the bed.
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Old 02-11-2006, 05:06 AM
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:54 AM
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:53 PM
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:19 PM
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