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Old 03-06-2005, 07:48 AM
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Someone posts in the game... but it's me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could've thought of something better to do to Ginga.
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:31 AM
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You figure out a better thing to do to Ginga, but *deleted by Opium's auto brain censor*


I wish I didn't have an auto brain censor that stopped me from posting inappropriate things.
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Old 03-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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You don't have one, but you post things that are too inappropriate and everyone hates you.

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You have a pet lamb, but it bleats like porn.
LMAO :wink: But I don't need a lamb for that :wink: :mrgreen:

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Old 03-06-2005, 01:49 PM
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You do, but it's the day side of Mercury.

I wish, I wish, I wish that I didn't have the horrible thought of a McKay/Sheppard 'ship lodged in my brain. :shock:
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Old 03-06-2005, 05:33 PM
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You magically have this removed, but at the same time end up living the rest of your life back in time, being Trotsky. Have fun with the icepick :wink:

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Old 03-06-2005, 06:15 PM
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I wish, I wish, I wish that I didn't have the horrible thought of a McKay/Sheppard 'ship lodged in my brain. :shock:
Ahh, you love it :wink: Now shuddup and use your icon :wink:

Um, penguin you say? You are a penguin...that...um...is pink and gets laughed at by all the other penguins. A lot. :twisted:

I wish Voyager had an 8th season.
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Old 03-06-2005, 06:40 PM
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Voyager gets an 8th season, but we come to the horrible conclusion that Chakotay and Seven never break up.

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I wish that it could be May right now. :3
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Old 03-06-2005, 08:05 PM
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May never comes for you. Right before May, you go into a coma. You don't wake up until June...2145.
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:25 PM
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You don't post a wish, and someone points it out.


I wish I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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You didn't kill the fish - you killed ME! Oww! That hurt!
I wish Opium's killing me didn't hurt so much..........
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:11 PM
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It was totally painless, but you're still dead :wink:

I wish I was better at making icons.
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You get better at it...

And then once you finally prove your ability in Photoshop, your computer crashes.

I wish I could HAVE Photoshop in the first place.
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:46 PM
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You have Photoshop, but it is so good you spend all your time on it, and eventually never leave your home and end up like Howard Hughes only without the money.


I wish I knew whether this was a romantic crush or a friend crush.
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:38 AM
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It's an anvil crush.

I wish I wouldn't laugh aloud about the idea of buttered cats in the middle of class.
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:40 AM
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You instead laugh at the idea of dancing klingon warriors in full armor with tu-tu's on over the armor. Hey, that's not a bad idea for a fiver....

I wish I could get the full starship refit package for my new FA-22...
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You do get it, but then you realize it was designed by Troi . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish I could watch TV uniterrupted.
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:45 AM
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You watch tv uninterrupted because you ARE the tv. Sucks to be you.

I wish I could wipe troi out...
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:59 AM
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You wipe Troi out, but only because a million Wesley Crusher clones wanted to marry her, and she jumped out an airlock trying to run away from them.


I wish I hadn't spilled some mustard on the table.
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Old 03-07-2005, 03:01 AM
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You don't spill SOME mustard, you spill an entire supertanker's worth of it.

I wish I had a photon torpedo or two...
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Old 03-07-2005, 03:20 AM
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You do have some, but Janeway used them to blow up a coffee nebula

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