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Now for a special treat. Kira, as you know, has been busy like the dickens with her Master's program this year, but she recently found the time to five "Hide and Q." Enjoy![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Worf: Oo, cookies.
... Picard: [iost_uid0]TEA, EARL GREY, HOT![/iost_uid0] Q! This time you've gone too far! The line must be drawn here! Here, and no further! ... Q: Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as... as... as a charismatic omnipotent being and his bumbling but charming sidekick! Riker: That sounds a lot like the job I already have. At least according to the captain. ... Picard: Well, Number One? Riker: I didn't use my Q powers. Now people are dead. Picard: And we're all very proud of you for that.[/quoteost_uid0] Great stuff, Kira! Very funny all the way through! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'd quote the entire fiver here and follow it by a dozen :lol: s, but then I'd be accused of trolling.
Great fiver, Kira![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh my Lord! This is a [iost_uid0]brilliant[/iost_uid0] fiver! I can`t remember when I laughed so hard...
[quoteost_uid0]Data: The setting for this reality series appears to be the Napoleonic war. Q: Well, I was just planning on a game of Risk, but now that you mention it, a real battle would be splendid! I think I'll be Napoleon. Yar: That's pretty stu-- (FLASH) Riker: Hey! What did you do to her? Q: She's being penalized. Worf: But I liked her as a woman! (silence) Worf: What? [/quoteost_uid0] This has to be one of THE most hilarious jokes I`ve ever seen in a fiver, Â :lol: Â :lol: [quoteost_uid0]Picard: I don't understand you, Q. Why this obsession with games, and historic battles? Q: The battle of Waterloo doesn't interest you? Perhaps the Alamo? Or Wolf 359? Picard: Wolf 359? Q: It's on my "To Indirectly Cause" list. [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Data/Q: Surprise! You have Q powers! Riker: I do? Wow! How do I use them? Data/Q: Just snap your fingers! La Forge: Then what's with the ruby slippers he's wearing? Data/Q: He's been wearing those all week. [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Riker: Sir, I feel like a complete idiot. Picard: You are a complete idiot. Riker: You're right. Maybe I'd be smarter if I grew a beard.... Picard: Don't be ridiculous, Number One. Hair has nothing to do with intelligence. Riker: Hey, I offered to fix your little problem while I had Q powers. Picard: Bite me.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Picard: I'm sure he'll be all right. Q only came to see Riker. He said he was interested in him. Yar: And stranded the two of them on a remote planet? Does this mean Q's reality series is Queer Eye for the Bearded Guy now? Worf: Commander Riker does not have a beard. Yar: Yeah, but who knows if I'll get a shot at making that joke later. [/quoteost_uid0] And this one too, Â :lol: Â :lol: Â :lol: Also, Q Powers...Q Powers...Q Powers... [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]My favourite part is:
[quoteost_uid0]Riker: Well, everyone, I have summoned you all here to the bridge to let you know that I have Q powers, and am therefore superior to you puny mortals. Any questions? La Forge: How can you be sure that this much power won't corrupt you? Riker: Fool! Can't you see I'm far too powerful to be corrupted?[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Picard: I'm sure he'll be all right. Q only came to see Riker. He said he was interested in him.
Yar: And stranded the two of them on a remote planet? Does this mean Q's reality series is Queer Eye for the Bearded Guy now? Worf: Commander Riker does not have a beard. Yar: Yeah, but who knows if I'll get a shot at making that joke later.[/quoteost_uid0] I'd have to go with this joke and the penalised one as my personal favourites.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I mayan have willan on-been laughing hysterically at that fiver.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Excellent Fiver [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Picard: I'm sure he'll be all right. Q only came to see Riker. He said he was interested in him.
Yar: And stranded the two of them on a remote planet? Does this mean Q's reality series is Queer Eye for the Bearded Guy now? Worf: Commander Riker does not have a beard. Yar: Yeah, but who knows if I'll get a shot at making that joke later.[/quoteost_uid0] I'd have to go with this joke and the penalised one as my personal favourites.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]Agreed. Great fiver, Kira.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Glad to see you back in the game, Kira. Great fiver. [/colorost_uid0]
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