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Old 09-01-2004, 02:36 AM
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The first season of the Original Series is out on DVD! To celebrate, IJD's done a new Season 1 fiver, "Errand of Mercy" -- and it's hilarious even by his standards. Enjoy!
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Kor: Both. Klingon continuity has never been terribly ridged.
Kirk: You mean rigid.
Kor: That's what I said.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Kor: Both. Klingon continuity has never been terribly ridged.
Kirk: You mean rigid.
Kor: That's what I said.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's hilarious! :lol: What more can I possibly say?
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Kor: Both. Klingon continuity has never been terribly ridged.
Kirk: You mean rigid.
Kor: That's what I said.
Heeheehee
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:24 AM
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Kor: (over the comm) Attention all Organians with comm systems, and hopefully through word of mouth those without: I have just killed 200 Organians. I shall kill 200 more every two hours. I realize at this rate it will take more than a thousand years to kill a billion people, but I'm really sorta hoping you'll give up the Federation spies before then.
:lol: Nice fiver! I love the ridged joke as well :mrgreen:
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Elvis, Korn, Kirk Musk, Pla-Doh and ... well, other things. :mrgreen:

Nice, IJD.
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Kor: Yes, that much is obvious. You shall be my liaison to the people. Come, let us execute this Vulcan and talk about your job prospects.
Kirk: Something about this seems wrong, but I'm willing to see where you're going with this.
Heh. Nice one, IJD.
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Holy freakin' crap! That was brilliant!

Dammit, I really have to see this episode at some point.
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