|
|
|
|
#1
12-16-2006, 07:30 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Trek Christmas presents
I'm feeling festive all of a sudden
 Post presents you would get for Trek characters. Or maybe presents they would buy each other.I'd get Janeway a Starbucks card, with plenty of credit 
__________________
Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. 
|
|
#2
12-16-2006, 09:29 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I'd get Lal a copy of Fritz Lang's Metropolis...
...Oh, and since she's so fond of those stupid spotlights, how about Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Round for the Borg Queen?
__________________
O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! Last edited by Chancellor Valium; 12-16-2006 at 09:32 PM.
|
|
#3
12-18-2006, 03:02 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Gag gifts for Trek characters:
Janeway: soybean coffee Troi: Mocklate Riker: waxing strips Picard: afro wig Spock: camoflage bandana Data: pet rock
__________________
mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
|
|
#4
12-21-2006, 06:31 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I would buy each and every one of Archer's crew baseball bats and then tell them that he's been badmouthing them all behind their backs to the Vulcans. He seems to enjoy that sort of thing, for some reason.
__________________
Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
|
|
#5
12-21-2006, 08:03 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Kirk: Boy Scout bandana (he's probably always wanted one
 Scotty: Fruitcake (made with Aldebaran Whiskey) McCoy: A thesaurus (I'm a surgeon, not a..., I'm a M.D., not a...) Sulu: A Van Helsing compressed gas crossbow.
__________________
mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
|
 |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
