SigKitty Kidnapped!

[Opium]

Seko The SigKitty Kidnapped!


Jack Sparrow: So why I am here?
Opium: Didn’t I tell you?
Jack Sparrow: Yes, but I won’t use that knowledge until you befit my namesake with the proper respect.
Opium: You mean…*types* this?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Opium: So you know that TopHatMan and John want to kidnap Seko for taking so much time away from them?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes, and this is not very smooth exposition.
Opium: But I’m typing it.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You’re insane.
Opium: Back to the topic…TopHatMan and John want Seko. You have to stop them.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Aren’t they rather limited themselves?
Opium: Well…you could play along.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But Ginga’s signature will not change, as you lack the power to hack into her computer.
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: and therefore, TopHatMan and John lack the power. So basically, your plan is dead in the water.
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And shouldn’t it be Jake who is typing this on his typewriter?
Opium: But…
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Just let people look at my picture, okay?
Opium: Fine then.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You do realize this is the reason you do not get much fanfic typing done…you need to start pushing your characters around more. Stand up for yourself, woman!
Opium: Okay, I will. Now here, everyone look your picture:
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