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Old 06-01-2003, 04:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][color=whiteost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]


The scary thing is, the "translation" is rather dynamic, so Nan's version isn't even the worst possible. :O[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Dynamic, eh? So the next version'll probably have "t3h end."[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000ost_uid0]PHJ & Celeste: The Eh Steve stuff is from a recent strong bad email.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I was kinda talking more about what sax was saying "If it's the last thing I dooOOOoooooOoooo" thing. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]That was just strange in so many ways.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ah, yes, SpicyMeats, with his love of orange pants and hatred of Vanilla Coke, if it's the SpicyMeats I knew...[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I was kinda talking more about what sax was saying "If it's the last thing I dooOOOoooooOoooo" thing. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's still from that same recent Strong Bad e-mail [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:shudders like she's having a fit: AAaaaAAAaahhh NOOO!! Spare me! SPare me![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]:shudders like she's having a fit: AAaaaAAAaahhh NOOO!! Spare me! SPare me![/quoteost_uid0]

fr0m wh47? th3r3 i5 n0thin9 70 fi7 4b0u7. h0m3s74r r0x0rz.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]fr0m wh47? th3r3 i5 n0thin9 70 fi7 4b0u7. h0m3s74r r0x0rz.[/quoteost_uid0]

I'll hold him down. Somebody else saw his fingers off.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Ah, yes, SpicyMeats, with his love of orange pants and hatred of Vanilla Coke, if it's the SpicyMeats I knew...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think there's only one.

His name's Scott. Same Spicy?

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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]fr0m wh47? th3r3 i5 n0thin9 70 fi7 4b0u7. h0m3s74r r0x0rz.[/quoteost_uid0]

I'll hold him down. Somebody else saw his fingers off.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I have this handy Wakizashi...

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ph34r 7h3 r0mul4n chiX0r. ph34r![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I have this handy Wakizashi...

ph34r 7h3 r0mul4n chiX0r. ph34r![/quoteost_uid0]

Seppuku can be arranged :P[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Red Alert! Intruder alert.

*teleports taya to Sickbay*

Are you ok?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]sure she is, as for captain evil over there...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yep, Scott...hate of Vanilla coke, love of orange pants, has a little brother.

'nough said, as by order of the "It's An Alternate Universe GIFTS pledge"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Seppuku can be arranged :P[/quoteost_uid0]
Seppuku? You do mean kara-kiri, don't you?

[quoteost_uid0]'nough said, as by order of the "It's An Alternate Universe GIFTS pledge"[/quoteost_uid0]

Do tell. )

Did he mention anything about, oh, breaking that "No Fraternizing" rule in a sound booth? If so... that's Verge Spicy. (I still don't know how he pulled that off. The supervision at GIFTS is pretty good.)

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Seppuku? You do mean kara-kiri, don't you? [/quoteost_uid0]

Let's just try 'em both.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmm, well, Spicy Meats spent almost every second in the Nerd Hole both weeks so that's in its own world.
But above ground (with nothing to do with any citizens of Nerd Hole of course) someone started a nasty rumour the first week that went way Way WAY out of hand...and the "Are you a gay or bi guy" survey by one person didnt help...and of course the lap dance...

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So what did Verge say happened during his week? Cus, he seemed pretty tame...though some others...well, just dont sleep in room 9.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]Let's just try 'em both.[/quoteost_uid0]
You can't "try 'em both."

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"]though some others...well, just dont sleep in room 9. [/quoteost_uid0]

I was in room six, thank god.

But yes. In the sound booth. At least, that's what he said at the last lan. I imagine Spicy could've wrangled that.

I see the jokes about his sexual orientation can be found outside of Verge lans. [/colorost_uid0]
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