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Old 06-23-2005, 10:05 PM
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Q: What was the name of that musical we saw with the really bizarre old lady in it?

A: That there dog has six legs....and two penises!
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:24 AM
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Q: What did the drunk man say as he watched a dog cross the street?

A: JELLO ALERT!
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:35 AM
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Q: Gelatin destroyer off the port bow!


A: Take a cab.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:04 AM
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Q: Can I use your starship? Please?


A: Well, if you put it that way...
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Old 06-26-2005, 03:30 AM
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Q: So what did you tell your wife before she threw the tv at you?

A: I saw it coming, but didn't duck
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:45 AM
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Q: Hey, Neo! *throws TV at Neomatrix*


A: I really think you went overboard.
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Old 06-26-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: What do you think of me throwing this much stuff off the side of the ship?


A: Oh, come on. Really, now. Seriously.
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Do you think we are wasting our lives in pursuit of the elusive Fivers?
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:29 AM
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Q: You forgot how this works again, didn't you? :twisted:



A: I luv Greg Sanders!
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:04 AM
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Q: Okay, wait for it... wait for it... Quick! Now! Say something random!


A: Ooo! Me!
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Q: Who wants to smell this deer urine?

A: It was that episode of 'Family Guy' that finally did it.
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:11 AM
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Q: So, what exactly caused you to turn into a crazed lunatic.


A: Underwater basket-weaving.
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Q: Which of the following is not a hobby of Captain Soma; kicking ass and looking good doing it, trying to get his parents to have sex (with each other), or underwater basket-weaving ?

A: Nah, it was that hooker with the lazy eye.
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:40 AM
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Q: Do you think it was Nick Stokes being buried alive in a coffin that made him so weird?


A: Well, there are many.
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Q: Aren't numbers cool?


A: The first letter and first vowel of the alphabet in modern English, and in other languages that also use the Latin alphabet.
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:10 AM
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Q: What are you memorizing?


A: I closed my eyes.
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Q: ohmygodthatwassofuckingcool, didja see, that?

A: Turns out I was listening to Christian rock the whole time.
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Old 06-28-2005, 06:17 PM
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Q: Did you see the waaaay cool thingy persianmouse called me?
A: "I wonder where my baby is tonight?
I wonder where my baby is tonight?
I wonder what went wrong
And how she's gettin' on
I wonder why my baby doesn't bite?"
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Old 06-29-2005, 03:53 AM
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Q: What did Tom Cruise say when Katie finally told him he's a lemon-head?


A: If you think that, that's fine.
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Q: I think I'm a lemon
A: McNOO!
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