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Old 02-19-2006, 07:20 PM
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:05 PM
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:10 AM
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:10 AM
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A: Better the Zuke you know then the Zuuke you don't.
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:16 AM
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:12 PM
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A: Animals. Fish. Birds, reptiles. All life is my enemy! All life shall perish under the reign of Sutekh the Destroyer!

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Old 02-20-2006, 07:14 PM
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Old 02-20-2006, 10:05 PM
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A: I am Sutekh the Destroyer! Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness! I find that good.

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Old 02-20-2006, 10:17 PM
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Old 02-20-2006, 11:31 PM
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:47 AM
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Old 02-21-2006, 08:32 PM
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Old 02-21-2006, 09:07 PM
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:26 AM
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:25 AM
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:07 AM
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:34 AM
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Old 02-22-2006, 11:14 AM
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:31 PM
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:10 PM
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